Quickie: The Kitchen Cousins

I don’t own any property, but these two make me want to buy a place with the most effed-up kitchen you’ve ever seen. No expense would be spared to get the The Kitchen Cousins’ tight-jeaned asses over to my place to bend and stretch a lot while they’re fixing my pantry. Please go back and read that last sentence again, and replace “fixing my pantry” with “butt-fucking me stupid.” Alas, HGTV stars (and two of Jersey’s finest) Anthony Carrino and John Colaneri are straight. But gay-friendly (they obviously know their audience)!

Have you ever beat off to a home improvement show? I just did. Which one do you want to tap more?

(Thanks to Wicked Gay Blog for the heads-up on these two fine specimens.)

Anthony Carrino

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John Colaneri

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The Kitchen Cousins

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102 thoughts on “Quickie: The Kitchen Cousins

  1. never missed a show and now it’s replaced w/ cousins on call…. nice to see Anthony show a little extra skin and just a glimpse of bush 😉

  2. Just send me the one without the beard and I think I can keep him busy for a few days.

  3. John is cute but have you seen the outline of Anthony’s package? It looks huge!

  4. Why are guys this hot always straight? It’s just not fair… And if hot guys aren’t straight, they’re taken.
    Meanwhile, if given a choice, I can’t decide which one of two I’d want to screw first!

  5. At minimum, Anthony wanted to show off his goods!! If he’d been alone, I bet he’d have shown more/everything!! I’m thinking he was a bit curious, too. Any news on him in the years since this was posted?

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