Quickie: Stephen Bamber

We know somebody’s going to complain that Stephen Bamber only has one facial expression. But let’s take a moment and be honest with one another–do you really choose your bedmates based on their ability to make different facial expressions? Probably not.

It’s okay if you don’t want to have sex with Stephen Bamber. After all, everyone’s turned on by different qualities in a man! However, can we please not blame your lack of attraction on his inability to produce different facial expressions? Thanks!

Now if you’ll excuse me for a moment, I’m going to daydream about gazing into Stephen’s eyes as I plow him with his legs thrown in the air. Feel free to join me in this exercise.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Jin Wang

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1,486 thoughts on “Quickie: Stephen Bamber

  1. He is totally hot. Although I prefer his hair a little shaggy.

    And, btw, yes, I do like it if my sex partners can make different facial expressions. If they couldn’t it, it would be a little creepy. Not unlike sex partners who never make any noise.

  2. OMG – beautiful! keep finding them and posting them boys … and you know, he does only have one facial expression but so does Stephen Baldwin … maybe it’s a Stephen thing …

    and DeWitt may be a creepy dirty old man, that would explain how he’s able to keep up supplied with these hot pics and posts

  3. The problem with “only one facial expression” is that it suggests a lack of imagination and personality – the last thing I want in a partner in bed. Good-locking or not, a guy who can’t get creative in the sack is pretty useless.

  4. I don’t need too many facial expressions to tell if I want someone or not. Him I want. And @tmt456 – You’re right, it’s just you! DeWitt is dong just what he’s paid to do. Get people commenting on the blog, doesn’t matter which way you go, pro or con, just comment. The one thing I don’t like about the posts he does are the twinks and the woofies. But they come with the territory the same way that the things other people are complaining about come with the territory. If this blog only posted what one person wanted, then only one person would be reading it. And I like Andy’s post too. Lucky for us we have them both on here, eh??

  5. I agree about the ‘one expression’ being a *bit* of a turnoff. One expression (usually serious) = not much of a sense of humor = self-involved = not very giving in bed. It may not relate consciously, but … on the other hand…

  6. This guy is ooozing sexiness, single facial expression or not he can just stare at me with those beautiful eyes all day & I’d be in love!!!

  7. Definitely wouldn’t throw him out of bed… Wonder if he’s any relation to the super-yummy Jamie Bamber from Battlestar Galactica?

  8. Oh yes, stoudy. That’s the reason I like Dewitt. Give me a break! If I based whether I liked Dewitt on that post, I would say I didn’t like him! I sent him a nude pic and he made it seem like I didn’t, making me look like a closet case! So you don’t have a clue as to what you are talking about!
    I like Dewitt because he doesn’t let douche bags get to him! He is who he is and makes no apologies for it!

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