Nearly 20,000 people viewed last weekend’s “50 Celebrities You Might Be Able To See Naked” post, and even though you can no longer receive 50% off Manhunt with a free 30-day bonus membership to Famous Dick, that doesn’t change the fact that Christopher Meloni and Michael Fassbender‘s wangs are swinging about in downloadable clips on the site.
Of course, despite the overwhelming amount of messages clogging my inbox, it can be safely surmised that the prospect of seeing my dick isn’t anywhere near as alluring as Jake Gyllenhaal‘s butt cheeks. I’ve come to terms with this (especially since the fraction of you that did want to see me naked were highly attractive and full of flattering compliments that made me feel like it’s okay my body doesn’t look like THIS).
This would normally be the part where I list the 9,000 other things that happened in the past week, but instead, I’m just going to proceed forward and speculate what the next few days have in store for us… Will Colby Keller and Paul Wagner break the internet when they appear together in a scene for MEN.COM? Will Tyler Beck fulfill my wish by signing on to do a video for Deviant Otter?
Stay tuned in to find out! Until then, thank you for reading, commenting, sending in your tips and continuing to stroke with us.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Titan Men
Take a look at last week’s best posts and a fun bonus clip below:
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MOST POPULAR:
1. Celebrity Skin: 50 Celebrities You Might Be Able To See Naked On Famous Dick
2. Colby Keller & Joseph Rough: The Roommates Who Cum Together, Stay Together
3. The Ten: Roman Dawidoff Owns Everyone’s Butthole (YES, EVERYONE!)
4. Twink Tank: Surfer Boy Justin Tide Shows Off His Tight, Smooth Ass
5. Fuck Vs. Fuck: Landon Conrad’s Horny Bottoms (II)
6. Everything Butt: Alex Marte’s Insatiable Bodybuilder Ass
7. Okay, I Guess You Can See My Dick (If You Want).
8. Manhunt Man of The Week: BrokenSaint Finds Good Conversation (And Good Sex) In Unexpected Places
9. The Amateur Hour: His Username Says He Swallows
10. The Locker Room: Jesse Jackman & Dirk Caber’s Locker Room Romp
11. It Would Not Be The Worst If My Body Looked Like THIS.
12. Four Play: Double-Penetration At Happy Hour
13. Oral Only: Tyler Beck Is Hung, Hairy & Hot!
14. Jamie Dornan Should PROBABLY Sit On My Face.
15. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Leo Domenico (II)
16. “Stepfather’s Secret” Is The Best Thing MEN.COM Has Done All Year.
17. Three’s Company: Spit-Roasting, Double-Penetration & Sandwich Fucking
18. In Which We Copy & Paste A Press Release About Adam Killian’s Nine-Man Orgy…
19. Celebrity Skin: Mark Ruffalo & Matt Bomer’s Gay Sex Scenes In “The Normal Heart”
20. Party of Five: “Ah Yeah, Fucking Drench That Ass!”
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MOST DISCUSSED:
1. Okay, I Guess You Can See My Dick (If You Want).
2. It Would Not Be The Worst If My Body Looked Like THIS.
3. DROP EVERYTHING: Bravo Delta’s 9 Inch Dick Was Inside Deviant Otter’s Magnificently Fuzzy Hole
4. Have You Ever: Been Rammed Up The Ass By Colby Keller At A Gay Bar?
5. Celebrity Skin: 50 Celebrities You Might Be Able To See Naked On Famous Dick
6. Quickie: Francois Angoston
7. SERIOUS QUESTION: Is Everyone In Brazil Absurdly Attractive?
8. Fuck Vs. Fuck: Landon Conrad’s Horny Bottoms (II)
9. Everything Butt: Alex Marte’s Insatiable Bodybuilder Ass
10. The Locker Room: Jesse Jackman & Dirk Caber’s Locker Room Romp
11. Twink Tank: Surfer Boy Justin Tide Shows Off His Tight, Smooth Ass
12. The Ten: Roman Dawidoff Owns Everyone’s Butthole (YES, EVERYONE!)
13. Four Play: Double-Penetration At Happy Hour
14. Three’s Company: Spit-Roasting, Double-Penetration & Sandwich Fucking
15. Oral Only: Tyler Beck Is Hung, Hairy & Hot!
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THIS WEEK’S BEST BESTIES:
1. Jezebel
2. Queer Me Now
3. Wicked Gay Blog
4. BuzzFeed
5. STR8UPGAYPORN
6. Banana Guide
7. Queerty
8. Kenneth In The (212)
9. The Village Voice
10. Boy Culture
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BONUS – Jay Bentley bottoms for Tom Wolfe on TITAN MEN:
You underestimate yourself, Dewitt. I’d much rather see your dick and that sweet, round ass than any celebrity dick.
*saves picture of Dewitt’s profile, enlarges to 300%, stands back*
Well goddamn, Dewitt. WOOF.
Exactly! I did the same 😀
Dewitt I Love You even MORE now! 😛
Seconded!
Picture of Jay Bentley- Hot. He needs to film more stuff.
Picture of Bradley Cooper- Scary as fuck when I scrolled down.
Picture of Dewitt’s MH Profile- Hottest thing ever. I can see a glimpse of his cock and ass. SWEET!
I concur!
The title of this article needs to be edited. Clearly, Dewitt, you are not giving your dick, ass, big blue eyes or overall hotness the credit deserved.
If you think that’s something, you really should get the full-size photos. I don’t need a Manhunt account anymore (not a lot of guys in my area evidently), but I signed up just to be able to see the pics–and yes, they were well worth it.
agreed! :p
hoo hot flushes much lol