Circuit 2013 is going strong in Barcelona, Spain as this is typed. Our Manhunt rep who is there replied “there are no words” when I e-mailed him about how it was going. He included these shots so I think his lack of vocab is a […]
Colin Kaepernick Sexin’ Up GQ
It’s just dandy how GQ‘s initials have gone from standing for “Gentlemen’s Quarterly” to meaning “(For) Gays and Queers” cuz’ below is their cover for September. San Francisco 49er and Superbowl champ Colin Kaepernick is a pro jock who is very comfortable with his shiny, […]
Fuck The Payne Away.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
Dance The Pain Away.
Are you #TeamRoar or #TeamApplause? Does that little slut Justin Bieber have a nice ass, or should he go away for the rest of eternity? Do you believe that Boulangerié Knowles got quintuple-penetrated by both The Wanted and South Korean girl group f(x)? Are you […]
Four Play: “Wiggle It For Me, Bitch! Tell Me You Want It.”
Those Fraternity X boys are such charmers, aren’t they? The gay porn “reality” site’s latest gangbang is a battle of the cock-hungry bottoms, when hungry pussy boy Will stumbles out of his room and casually bends over the bench press. Shawn is midway through a blowjob […]
The Ten: How Did Seth Fornea Not Win This?
Oh, fuck this shit! I’m over The Ten. Maybe it’s hypocritical that I wasn’t making similar complaints when Hudson and his beer can dick ruled the countdown for seven consecutive weeks, but you know things are rigged when both Seth Fornea and Chris Salvatore can’t […]
Hot Or Not: Morphsuits
If you’ve been to a sporting event (or a fetish night) in the past couple of years, you probably noticed some dudes wearing brightly -olored, skintight, and identity-erasing spandex bodysuits. They’re called morphsuits. And they’re kind of a fad right now amongst sports fans, crazy […]
Quickie: Lauric Reynes-Bentata
It’s interesting that French model Lauric Reynes-Bentata’s first name is “Lauric”. Drop the “L” and it’s “auric”. And “auric” means “of, relating to, derived from, or containing gold”. And that…wait, fuck, he’s painted silver. Nevermind. Thought I was on to something there. Lauric’s got his […]
Please Fuck Anthony London Harder, Tom Wolfe!
If you are a human being with eyeballs, then you are aware that Tom Wolfe is incredibly attractive and boner-inducing. A study conducted by my butthole has shown that approximately 90% of Earth’s citizens would like Tom Wolfe to bang their asses. Results have shown […]
Underwear Drawer: Best Men Underwear
Here’s some shots from the Best Men Underwear catalog. Models Andrew Corvin, Shayan Shahab, Arthus and Jose Ruiz were shot in South Florida showing off all the latest styles and brands from the top mens’ underwear brands. The brands shown include Timteo, 2xist, and PUMP! […]











