Bel Ami was the first porn I ever spent money on when I was 18 years old. I bought a dvd from a catalog and it was mailed to my house where my father intercepted it and tried to give me a long, very confusing, […]
Falcon seems like such a hit or miss situation. Sometimes they do GREAT shit like this and then other times it’s this mess. One way they ensure that I’m gonna watch though – good or bad – is putting someone like Gabriel Cross in their stuff. […]
Good morning, JJ Knight. I don’t think you get nearly enough work, and I find you to be just irrationally attractive from all angles. I’ll do my best to get this new Cockyboys scene with you and Ricky up today, but in the meantime, woof: […]
If you’ve popped into the site this week at all, you may have noticed that things don’t look quite like they have for the last six years. We’re in the middle of a total overhaul and while we’ve hit a few bumps in the road, […]
We missed yet another hot guy (though I can’t say Big Dick since Mr. Mackenroth is very stingy with that side of things and I don’t know for sure) birthday this weekend and on April 29th, Jack Mackenroth turned 47. And a painting in an […]
I still haven’t figured Stag Homme out from last week, but what I have definitely figured out from watching the full version of this Public Stags movie, is that whoever is cutting their trailers is not doing a good job. I said it. BAD JOB TRAILER […]
Good morning, Keanu Neal, who I know nothing about except what it says in your wikipedia page (and OMFG am I really somehow almost TEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU?! HOW??). Your big floppy football bulge is a Sunday morning inspiration: http://footballjockstraps.com/post/143174266921/keanu-neal IMHO, they […]
You know what? I’m already overthinking it. Here’s the basics: Kevin Blaise (whose name I think is supposed to sound like “blaze” but I keep mentally pronouncing “blasé”) is cute and has a great ass and Jason Maddox is a bad “gym trainer” because […]
For me, one of the worst things about lube of any variety is that once it comes into play, stuff can’t go back in my mouth without some real commitment to gross lubemouth being all I can think about from that point forward. That sucks. […]
This feels like a next-level Apple Pay commercial. Is your car stuck at the mechanic’s again?! Does your fat-ass’d mechanic, Derek Parker, keep saying it’s gonna be “another week,” but you need it sooner than that?! Then be sure you bring your Extra Big Dick […]
