Maybe it’s because he’s so threatened by our writing skills or just because he’s jealous and wants to fuck us all, but you might have noticed that Dewitt doesn’t really like us! This is totally okay, because we hate one another too, and J. Harvey […]
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Whoa! This Sex Toy Is An All-In-One Cock Ring, Butt Plug & Taint Massager & I Think I Need It NOW.
I’m really not one for bells, whistles and crazy sex toys in the bedroom, but the idea of getting my shaft, balls, taint and ass stimulated at the same time appeals to me. The Rogue Erection Enhancer and Prostate Vibrator has a built-in cock ring […]
Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part One)
This isn’t confusing at all. Jason Stark is a blue-eyed, British performer who appeared as item #4 on a previous edition of The Cock Buffet. Meanwhile, Jason Stark is also a hairy, slim gay porn newcomer who appeared in the featured bonus clip of a […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boxer-Briefs, A-Z
How’s your Tuesday afternoon treating you? Don’t answer yet! Once you scroll through the twenty-six contestants for today’s round of iPhone Wars, your negative feelings will fly out the window and be replaced by a raging erection in your lap. You need to stop sweating […]
The Ten: Toby Hart, Matt Bomer & Josh Long Top Mystery Bottom (And Everyone Gets A Boner From This Headline)
Please pause for a moment and envision a fictional world where Toby Hart, Matt Bomer and hairy lad Josh Long take turns plowing the man we’ve affectionately nicknamed “Mystery Bottom“. Yeah, you’re welcome for that visual! It sucks that the cubbish, dick-hungry amateur took a plunge […]
This Is How You Raise Money For Your College Rowing Team
Why is it that every other country’s college sports teams know that nude calendars of themselves are the best way to raise money? What is it with America? Why are our athletes such prudes? The UK, France…everyone’s dropping trou for the camera and our teams […]
Olympic Boner Controversy: Henrik Rummel
Forget about meatheads sporting grilles, stoned judo fighters, and whether or not that Chinese girl is an aqua-cyborg! The REAL Olympic controversy is “did US rower Henrik Rummel have a stiffie on the podium when he got his bronze medal?” See above. Thoughts? Winning an […]
Money Shot: Dick On The Counter
There isn’t enough uncut dick in my life. I mean, how else could you explain the raging erection I got from this picture of Andy Lee, sitting on the counter with his fat, uncut cock flopping out of his boxers? I want to grab on […]
This Video Will Give You An Erection (For Real)
Contrary to popular belief, I don’t spend the majority of my day with a raging hard-on. There have been times on Manhunt Daily when I’ve used the word “boner” in a somewhat metaphorical sense, essentially implying that the video or pic in question is so […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boners (Part II)
Everyone loves a good, hard cock! Today’s round of iPhone Wars centers around four men with raging erections. Yes, we just said “erection”. Don’t look at us like that! Using the word “erection” is overly clinical and therefore hilarious. Would you prefer we called it […]