Joe Jonas’ band DNCE has a new song out (“Kissing Strangers”), which means we’ll be seeing a lot more of him. Fine by me, he’s what they used to call a “hottie.” He looks like gay porn, has a kick body, and can move that […]
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The Jonas Brothers Have Split Up, None Of Em’ Came Out Yet
What’s that sobbing and wailing you’re hearing? It’s the ten young women who hung on to their Jonas Brothers obsession after they moved out of their tweens because the Jonas Broshave broken up! Done! Gone! Hang it up, Melissa and pass it off to the […]
The Jonas Brothers Come “Out”
I’m a filthy liar. The Jonas Brothers sat down with OUT magazine to whore their upcoming new album and pose for pics (which is the only reason they’re still showing up on magazine covers – cuz’ they grew up hot). It’s Out, so they were […]
The Jonas Brothers Just Triple-Penetrated Me With Their Giant DICKS!
HONEY! I just got back from unwindulaxing with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Other Jonas after meeting those hot SLUTS on Manhunt, and you just KNOW that my jaw is gonna be aching for days after swallowing their DICKS down to the base and tonguing […]
The Jonas Brothers Are Into Pig Play
As proven on their latest tour, The Jonas Brothers really like to play dress-up. Joe Jonas has been spotted dressed as a grape and sporting a Saved By The Bell-inspired costume. He was later joined by Kevin and Nick, who threw on some ketchup and […]
Harry Styles plays a thirsty gay intern in hilarious SNL sketch
Harry Styles gave fans everything they wanted on Saturday Night Live. During his appearance on the American show, where he took on hosting duties and performed new music, Harry took part in a number of sketches including playing a funeral DJ and one where he […]
“Goat” Looks Sorta Hot In A Toxic Masculinity Way
Goat is the new flick coming out based on the true story by writer Brad Land of his terrifying hazing experience in college. I know, I know, hazing is bad. Especially when they make your butt into a sundae or turn you into a human […]
Drawn To You: Look, Painted Buttcheeks!
Buzzfeed has reached Nick Jonas-levels (“LEVELS!”) of gay-baiting and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Serve those butts up, Buzzfeed! Take these pics for instance. They took a bunch of hot guy models and painted summer-themed pics on their bare asses. Fine by me! […]
Does It Fit: UK Hot Jocks’ Anthony Naylor
I don’t know where this kid came from, but I am VERY interested to find out where he’s headed. Because I want to follow him there like a creepy stalker! No. Seriously though. I like what UK Hot Jocks has going on. I like […]
Infinite Loops: Best Tweets of the Week
Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that […]