According Pedro Almodóvar, Marvel movies aren’t sexy enough. Has he never seen Captain America: The Winter Soldier or checked the Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes tab on Ao3? Because while the Avengers might be a bit prude onscreen, they’re having plenty of gay sex in fanfiction. Almodóvar, whose new (very […]
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Batman and Robin Were Never Gay, According to Director Joel Schumacher
It’s no secret that superheroes have always been a little gay. The tights, the hulking muscles, the secret powers always threatening to come to light — it’s a veritable field day for queer academics. Give Batman an eager young sidekick and you’ve practically got a rom-com. Which […]
First gay supervillain coming to DC Universe
The DC Extended Universe is set to make LGBT+ film history by introducing a prominent gay supervillain to a major superhero movie. Birds of Prey, which is inspired by a DC Comics series of the same name, will feature Ewan McGregor as supervillain Black Mask. Multiple […]
Tom Holland says ‘of course’ Spider-Man could be gay
Tom Holland was asked by the The Sunday Times’ Culture magazine whether there could ever be a gay Spider-Man. “Yeah, of course” he replied with a shrug. When asked how soon, he said that the future of the character isn’t his to decide. “But I […]
Guys Who Should Do Gay Porn: Hugh Jackman
Hmmm, can I get through this post about Hugh Jackman without mentioning how Hugh’s been the subject of “is he or isn’t he?” rumors since the beginning of time? I guess not. So, your gay porn blogger very occasionally watches movies that AREN’T pornographic! It’s […]
Here’s Johnny Rapid Playing Justin Bieber In A Gay Porn Fantasy
Here’s the first two scenes of Johnny Rapid playing Justin Bieber getting fucked by dudes. There are some perfect porn parodies. I can’t name them now. Wait, I can – the Tarzan one from Super Gay Hero is pretty good. Then there are some PERFECT […]
Who Would You Rather?: Battle of The Gay Porn Solos
It’s time for a totally weird hypothetical situation! An extremely horny alien civilization is taking over the planet Earth. They’re pairing all humans together and shipping them off to live a lavish life of luxuries on their home planet. There’s just one condition—you have to […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Jeremy Renner Likes “Masculine” Women
ITEM – Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Ha. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH. Hee. *ahem* So Jeremy Renner revealed to Elle magazine that he likes em’ butch. Me too. “My girl is masculine in a lot of ways, even though she looks like a supermodel,” the […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Ben Affleck To Romance Henry Cavill
ITEM – Nerds are HEATED today, after it was announced that Ben Affleck would be portraying Batman in the upcoming Superman/Batman romantic flick. The geek rage is understandable. Ben isn’t as hot as Henry Cavill. And Ben’s previous attempt at superheroing was busted. Plus, as […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Cher Says Tom Cruise Is On Her Top Five Fucks List
ITEM – This proves my theory that if the gay icon is big enough, a homeboy can work up an erection somehow for the story alone. Cher was on Andy Cohen’s show pushing that terrible single (I’m sorry, it sucks. It sent me reeling to […]