Gay Ass Gossip: Jeremy Renner Likes “Masculine” Women

ITEM Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Ha. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH. Hee. *ahem* So Jeremy Renner revealed to Elle magazine that he likes em’ butch. Me too.

“My girl is masculine in a lot of ways, even though she looks like a supermodel,” the 42-year-old actor reveals in the latest issue of Elle. “A girly girl just doesn’t do it for me. I can’t have a conversation about your broken nail.”

I don’t know. Who cares if Jeremy has a male roommate at age 42, claimed he was too busy to date women prior to his current baby mama, and now reveals that he likes manly ladies? Who are we to speculate? We’re humans, that’s who! He’s totally gay.

– J. Harvey

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ITEM Chris Hemsworth will be going very anti-Thor for his next film role. Whilst shilling Thor: The Dark World on Jimmy Kimmel‘s show, he revealed that he’s going to lose a ton of weight to play a dying sailor.

JK: You’re on some crazy diet now, I heard, because of this movie you’re shooting.
: Yeah, we’re shooting, it’s the true event inspired Herman Melville to write Moby Dick. A bunch of sailors in a whaling ship get struck by a whale, the ship sinks and they jump onto the small rafts and drift for 90 days. And basically they begin to die and eat each other. It’s a romantic comedy. Uh, and we have to get rather skinny. So we’re on 500 or 600 calories a day. I’ve had a cheat meal a couple minutes ago.
: What did you have?
: A bit of pizza?
: How many slices of pizza?
: Like ten.

This is bullshit. This weight loss is so he can stop crushing Loki with his giant Asgardian muscle set when he tops him. Loki might be sexy, but he’s also a delicate flower who must be sheltered and protected. It’s bad enough Thor is trying to get that hammer up in his guts. Ow.



ITEM – And in huge cock news, Jon Hamm was photographed on the Mad Men set without underwear again. Look dude, we know it pisses you off when we obsess about it. But it’s big and out there and you’re hot and give us a break! Put some drawers on if you don’t want people clocking your dick!

Check out the latest pic of Jon Hamm’s trouser snake (finally – a legit reason to use that term) here.



8 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Jeremy Renner Likes “Masculine” Women

  1. The male roommate at 42 doesn’t mean he’s gay. Since he is on location for movies all over the world, he probably has a good friend living in his house so it doesn’t sit empty for Bling Ring criminals wanting to rob him. There are stories about other celebrities (George Clooney, Bradley Cooper, Chelsea Handler) who have people living in their homes and none are in their 20’s. Just sounds like a reach.

  2. Come on? I’m all for agreeing that a male roommate at 42 doesn’t make you gay, but to throw out George Clooney and Bradley Cooper as examples? That’s just proving the point.

  3. Jeremy Renner comes off as a bit of a cunt. “I can’t have a conversation about your broken nail.” Fuck you, you irritable closet case.

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