Everyone's been jizzing themselves over the cover of Whitney Houston's comeback album I Look To You, and I'm not really sure what the hype is all about. Yes, the diva is looking damn good, but she looks like an entirely different person. There's something really […]
Porn Twin Burglars Sentenced
One of thePhilly Daily News reports, "Gay-porn star Taleon Goffney won't be making any new Internet videos with his twin brother anytime soon. Instead, he'll be serving three to eight years in state prison for two February 2008 rooftop burglaries of businesses near 9th Street […]
Want To Pledge Delta Iota Kappa?
The new PG-13 trailer for RandyBlue's That '70s Gay Porn Movie says that "College is all about parties, getting wild and bangin' orgies." Ugh, how come no one told me that when I applied? I totally would have submitted a video essay showing that I […]
Woof Alert: The Naked Rabbit Project
Sylvain Norget is afraid of rabbits, so he took off his clothes and got naked. In the bearded artist's series of self-portraits entitled The Naked Rabbit Project, he confronts his greatest nightmare by becoming what he fears. Some might consider this a narcissistic project, but […]
Who Would You Rather?: Harry Potter Edition
After perusing through oodles of inappropriate Harry Potter slash porn, we figured we had to ask–whose magic wand would you rather hold, Harry Potter or Draco Malfoy? While I'm
Doctor Queerlove: Best Sex Music
Dr. Queerlove, I am 20 years old and have just started having sex. This might be a dumb question, but what’s some good music that I can play when I have a guy over for a hook-up? The last few times I’ve had the television […]
Marky Mark And The Punchy Bunch
Raise your hand if you'd like to see Mark Wahlberg shirtless on the set of his upcoming film The Fighter. Wait, what am I talking about? Put your hands down your pants if you want to see that, because you'll need them to go to […]
Soulja Boy Shows Off His Super Soaker
Looks like Soulja Boy has been doing more than his phone. In fact, it looks like he could be the next entry on Guys With iPhones. After fans reacted to an underwear photo by commenting on his "little package", the rapper uploaded a series of photos […]
Aural Only: LFO
Want to hear a song that definitely won't be on our his body, these guys were working on their music. Clearly they need to readjust their priorities, because they'd have to look really good naked to get me to listen to this. – Dewitt
Iran Coverage Vs. Michael Jackson
This is so wrong. But as cliche as it sounds, it’s also so right. While I agree that Michael Jackson‘s death was tragic, it’s amazing how it’s completely overshadowed other news such as the situation in Iran. Why is this one man somehow considered more […]

