Want To Pledge Delta Iota Kappa?

The new PG-13 trailer for RandyBlue's That '70s Gay Porn Movie says that "College is all about parties, getting wild and bangin' orgies." Ugh, how come no one told me that when I applied? I totally would have submitted a video essay showing that I had what it takes to study… er, hard. And you can bet your ass that I'd be paying very close attention to Professor Leo Giamani's bulge… er, lectures.

– Dewitt

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