From the people who brought you the musical stylings of "Harriet Tubman: The Sexiest Abolitionist", now we have this lovely retelling of Hamlet that asks, "What if Ophelia had a sassy gay friend?" Here's a hint: the impact would bring drastic changes to William Shakespere's […]
On The Download: Sugababes, Zooey & More!
Listen up! Or you can listen down. Hell, you can even listen while going down on someone, but the point is that you should take a listen to these free mp3 downloads that we've rounded up for you. From Kelly Clarkson covers to sultry pop […]
I Fucked Your Meme Last Night
Okay, so maybe I didn't fuck the Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza meme, but it's so good that I wish I could. This is literally one of the best things I've ever seen, and I want to send a gift basket of dildos to the genius […]
Aural Only: Ke$ha
Little known fact about my lovely co-blogger Andy? He's absolutely obsessed with Ke$ha. While I'd love to join him by indulging in this guilty pleasure, the truth is that I experience absolutely no pleasure when this chick's voice meets my ears. If I had a […]
Derek Salle Tastes His Own Jizz
What are you doing tonight? Don't answer that. It was a rhetorical question. Because the only thing you should be doing tonight is watching total twunk Derek Salle work a load out of his big shaft, touch his finger to the tip and get
Celebrity Skin: Christian Bale
This week's Celebrity Skin has earned a reputation as a bit of a hot-head, but if he keeps showing his ass in movies I can forgive him for
Hot Flash: Karl Giant
"Eye-catching" is the first word that comes to mind when describing Karl Giant's photography. Whether he's creating a dark and kinky back-alley or a vivid circus scene, his images demand your attention with more force than the bossiest of bottoms. It's no wonder why he's […]
Quickie: Chris Nogiec
If you think Chris Nogiec has an incredible ass, just wait until you see him choking his big-ass duck. But while we're still talking about those deliciously smooth cheeks, can we address how much I'd like to have my dick between them? I'd have a […]
Album Review: Have One On Me by Joanna Newsom
Paste Magazine describes indie darling Joanna Newsom's latest album Have One On Me as "the finest two-hour, harp-driven, three-disc opus of the year." Obviously, this declarative statement isn't saying much, considering that nobody else will ever attempt such an ambitious and slightly pretentious achievement. Yet Newsom somehow […]
Caption This: Olympic Wrestling
Are the Olympics over yet? I'm all for the world's most talented athletes competing in grueling competitions, but they're seriously starting to fuck with my television-watching habits. Plus, there's not enough jerk-off material in winter sports. As much as it was nice to see peen […]