You wouldn’t believe some of the questions that come into my inbox. Just because I happen to write about porn and sex for a living, people assume I’m this all-knowing authority who can dish out advice like the experts. Not the case! No matter how […]
Would You Hit That?: Johnny Depp
Most likely, this is one of those moments where you’re beginning to wonder why we even bother asking these questions. Johnny Depp is an internationally-recognized sex symbol! For cock’s sake, he’s appeared on multiple magazine covers under titles like “The Sexiest Man Alive”. Why wouldn’t […]
So Many Sexy Things Happening In This Video…
The new promotional video for teamm8 underwear includes the following disclaimer: “WARNING! This video may cause you to drop everything and escape the world for a few days.” It’s a fairly accurate description of the clip, provided you replace the word “everything” with “your pants”. […]
Aural Only: Wynter Gordon
Feeling down in the dumps? Are you in need of a little positive affirmation? Is your life calling for another gay anthem? If you answered “yes” to any or all of these questions, then you need not look any further than Wynter Gordon‘s “Putting It […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Cris
We’re going to keep this relatively short, because let’s be entirely honest–who cares about the text in a post about big dicks? So without further ado, we’d like to introduce you to Cris. You’re about to become acquainted with his bulge. And then his thick […]
Must Watch: Share That Celery, Whores
Ok, so at first I HATED every aspect of this vid (except for dude on the right, he’s cute). And then I ended up with a boner. As soon as I noted the guy’s move of massaging the balls attached to the imaginary cock he […]
Just The Tips: Splurge On The Lube
In his review of Gun Oil H20, our fave sex blogger Brandon B. wrote the following: “I was talking to this guy and… I asked him the usual questions anyone asks a guy when they want to coyly suggest you should make the beast with […]
Adidas Should Hire This Guy: Patrik
Killing us with sportswear! Adidas (and spandex) owe Norwegian wrestler/model Patrik a debt of gratitude for making them looks this hot. Photographer John Andresen really lights up his subject’s sculpted body. When’s his next match? I need to go! (And touch myself. Discreetly.) – J. […]
Weekly Top Ten: Adele Rolls Into The Top Spot
Seven weeks ago, Adele rested comfortably at the top of our Weekly Top Ten charts with her hit single “Rolling In The Deep”. She then proceeded to get knocked back by a barrage of hard-hitting tracks from Britney Spears, Pink and Lady Gaga. Of course, […]
Gay Ass Gossip: She’s Blocking My View Of Chris Evans
ITEM – Chris Evans is the Gucci hotness, and a new clip just dropped featuring him and Marilyn Manson concubine Evan Rachel Wood selling Gucci’s new smell. It’s nice to see a fashion brand that hasn’t embraced Neo-Nazism. As for the ad, you look at […]