Gigundous (it’s a word) media conglomerate ClearChannel is holding the IHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas on September 23 and 24. It will be like the Woodstock of pop music (minus acid, plus cheese). Check the line-up: • Lady Gaga • Jennifer Lopez • Black-Eyed […]
Adam Levine Thinks American Idol Should Ok The Gay
First off, the above dude? That’s Maroon 5 frontman and The Voice judge Adam Levine’s hot brother Michael. He’s gay. Hot ass Adam Levine has a hot ass GAY brother. This means that someone out there can play “next best thing” with their Adam fantasy. […]
Caption This: Cucumber & A Tub of Vaseline
Armed with a cucumber and a large tub of vaseline, a young man explores his attraction to vegetables. He strokes his dick gently as every inch slides into his eager yet poorly-lubed (Vaseline? Seriously?) hole. And it’s the perfect equation for another round of Caption […]
Michele Bachmann’s Newsweek Cover Shoot
Did anyone else walk by a newsstand, see Michele Bachmann’s crazed peepers on that Newsweek cover, and make the sign of the cross? I’m verging on atheist and was still praying for Jaysus to save me. Comedians Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson have produced a […]
Getting A Little Rusty: Not Always A Bad Thing
With his fuzzy ass and low-hangers, Rusty was very popular on the past weekend’s edition of Unlockables. Thankfully, the folks over at Active Duty are well-aware of his appeal, as they rushed him right into a threesome with site fave Blake and ass-play enthusiast Nick […]
Everything Butt: Shane Wright
Shane Wright’s nice, tight bubble butt bouncing up and down on Jimmy Coxxx’s cock made him a shoe-in for this week’s “Everything Butt.” It’s perky, round and you just want to smack it a couple of times to warm it up for your plunging cock. […]
Quickie: Philipe Borges
Philipe Borges is the newest exquisite specimen hailing from South America. It’s starting to look like Brazil is more of a world-power than we previously thought. Why? Because my previous theory that there’s a hidden genetics facility down in the jungles of the Amazon that […]
Random Question: What’s Your “Number”?
Please refrain from listing your telephone numbers in the comments section! The title of this post is a reference to the upcoming Anna Faris and Chris Evans movie What’s Your Number?, which my lovely co-blogger J. Harvey mentioned over here. Contrary to popular belief, the […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants (Part IV)
None of today’s iPhone Wars contestants are wearing any pants. They are, however, keeping their shirts on, which means they’re basically one step closer to being characters from Duck Tales. We enjoy this. Even if some of them aren’t showing off nearly enough skin. Rest […]
Would You Hit That?: A. Samuels, Middle-Aged Rapper
Rebecca Black has paved the way for countless other ordinary citizens with no musical talent to excel in show biz! Allen Samuels owns a casino in Atlantic City. Obviously bored with blackjack and old women in visors asking him where the salt water taffy shop […]