And people say abolishing DADT will lead to a breakdown in order and trust or some other bullshit among our armed forces. All I see here is unity! Sgt. Brent of All American Heroes is fucking the stuffing out of his young USMC compatriot John. This […]
Move That Fucking Skateboard!: Kenzie Roth
Men and their toys. You’re blocking the view! Here’s nubile young model Kenzie Roth giving us Brooklyn twink boy gym class realness. Click on the link to see how he changed up looks. From nerdy femme cute to wiry juvenile delinquent hotness! Roth reminds me […]
It Happened In Macy’s: Shopping With Cody Cummings
Today’s edition of It Happened on Manhunt doesn’t technically have anything to do with Manhunt. Despite this rather important matter, it’s so fucking adorable that we couldn’t resist running it. Well, as long as you consider some guy sort-of-stalking his favorite porn star as “adorable”… […]
Who Would You Rather?: Abercrombie & Fitch
You probably woke up this morning to the amusing news that gay clothing retailer (seriously, you’ve been to one of their stores, right?) Abercrombie & Fitch released a statement saying that they want Jersey Shore’s The Situation to STOP wearing their shit on the show. […]
You And Taylor Kinney
While watching Lady Gaga’s eyebrow-hating Bride of Frankenstein’s Monster-mermaid- displaced couture model- barn stripper-cornfield waif-drag king epic (aka the video for “You And I”), I was mostly thinking “who’s the hot guy fucking the bejeezus out of her?” And I was also thinking, “bitch, get […]
Drawn To You: Steve Locke
Finding content for our Drawn To You feature isn’t always easy. I spent a half hour browsing various blogs and Tumblr pages for an artist who caught my eye, when it turned out the answer was sitting right on my desk. You guessed it! In […]
Celebrity Skin: Nathan Fillion
Actor Nathan Fillion is an undiscovered country in that he rarely gets recognized by the mainstream media as being hot. Not only is he hot, but he tends to appear in quality stuff like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the late, lamented Firefly, and Dr. Horrible’s […]
George Glass Gets A Taste of America
The title of this post should be taken in the literal sense, because George Glass actually tastes America by the end of this scene. And he likes what he tastes so much that he licks his fingers dry! While we’re willing to accept that George […]
Quickie: Tom The Carpenter
Tom isn’t some pretty boy model with an ever-expanding portfolio. He’s a real guy—a little rough around the edges. Though he makes an appearance in photographer Blake Little‘s book The Company of Men, he mostly makes his living as a carpenter… Which is a shame, […]
Nominate Us For A Cybersocket Web Award!
It’s that time again. Nominations are open for the 2012 Cybersocket Web Awards! We’ve been told that we’ll get shipped to the dungeon (not the fun one) if we don’t win this year, so we have a whole lot riding on this. Here are all […]

