The guy on the left (that’s Lady Antebellum, btw) was the only hotness I could find at this year’s Grammys. Besides that – it was a shitshow of depressing proportions. Dewitt already summed up everyone’s feelings about Chris Brown’s gross ass. Besides that, you had […]
A Darker (But Still Sexy) Underwear Commercial
If you prefer your underwear ads to be a little less joyful and flamboyant, perhaps you’ll enjoy the latest spot for C-IN2 with Anthony Gallo (not the porn star) and Chris Whelan. It features an equal amount of body and bulge, minus all the booty-popping […]
Matt Bomer Is Officially Out Of The Closet
Nice. Matt Bomer is the hot guy on USA’s White Collar. He will also be running around wearing buttfloss in that Magic Mike film we keep posting about cuz’ we’re hoping for a Joe Manganiello cock shot. Joe just reads like he’s swinging low, doesn’t […]
Would You Let That Hit You?: Chris Brown
This post isn’t a joke. I was infuriated last night when Chris Brown trotted onstage to accept the Grammy Award for Best R&B Album, thereby defeating a roster of artists which included Ledisi, Kelly Price, El DeBarge and R. Kelly (the latter of whom would […]
Popular Demand: You Showed Us Your Dicks
Aside from my interview with Big Dipper and that scene between Tommy Defendi and Jake Bass, my favorite part of last week was when you all showed us your dicks (and asses). In fact, it might even be my favorite moment from working at Manhunt […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Sean Xavier (Part II)
If you missed our first Cock-A-Doodle Do Me feature on Sean Xavier, then you’re in for a very big treat! The performer formerly known as “Sean XL” was signed as an exclusive model for Lucas Entertainment, and now he’s fucking guys left and right in […]
Caption This: Snow Toilet
Welcome to another round of Caption This! Today’s image features a beefy gentleman (with a great ass) posing in front of a toilet made of snow. It’s safe to assume that his nipples were very hard at the time this picture was taken, although that’s […]
Top or Bottom: Ricky Martin
When I realized we had never done a Top or Bottom poll with Ricky Martin, I nearly punched myself in the face for missing such an obvious opportunity. Then, upon further thought, I remembered that Ricky was actually the inspiration for this whole entire column. […]
Whitney Houston Died
In some shocking and very sad news, Whitney Houston was found dead today. She was 48. This is painful. Despite having some obvious battles with substances in the past couple of years, Houston (daughter of singer Cissy Houston and cousin to another singer – Dionne […]
Everything Butt: Bryce Star & Ryan Wild
Yes, today’s edition of Everything Butt is about both Bryce Star and Ryan Wild. While we don’t usually feature two asses at the same time, this was one of those rare instances where each rump was just as scrumptious as the other. How could we […]