Well, the New England Patriots sure didn’t. Judging by these pics, however, anyone watching Saturday Night Live this weekend did. DAMN, CHANNING TATUM! Everytime I ask myself how someone with a gay porn name, a face like a slab of hamsteak, and no discernible acting […]
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Things We’re Thankful For: Magic Mike
Magic Mike is the upcoming Steven Soderbergh flick about male strippers, and we’re all praying for dick. It’s Soderbergh, so it might…actually… possibly… maybe… have at least a glimpse of mainstream celeb cock. It stars Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, and Matthew […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: JelloSlapper
This one can slap my jello anyday! Wait, did I just call myself fat? JelloSlapper is a fucking cute-ass Canadian boy, with a penchant for firefighting gear and “bromos” (which is the best term for laid-back, sk8er type gays ever). He’s our newest “Man of […]
“Magic Mike” Is Actually Going To Be Magical
Channing Tatum’s coming-of-age stripper epic, Magic Mike, could mean that a whole slew of Hollywood fuckables will be gyrating in buttfloss. Steven Soderbergh is directing the flick, which is inspired by Channing’s days as a 19-year-old dick shaker. They’ve announced a couple of new additions […]
Trailer Trash: Haywire
Haywire is an upcoming big-bad-momma-kicking-the-shit-out-of-people action flick directed by the very talented Steve Soderbergh. We selected it as this week’s “Trailer Trash” because it’s got some handsome actorness in it, including beefy wonder Channing Tatum, the foxy Michael Fassbender, and the usually nude Ewan McGregor. […]
Quickie: Mikey Nice
Yeah, he is! This is Mikey Nice. You have to give him credit for selecting such a perfect male stripper name. “Mikey Nice” is the name of a guy who wears one of those thongs with the cock-shaped pouch in front, and he slaps his […]
Trailer Trash: Real Steel
Instead of embracing his sexy and joining the cast of Channing Tatum‘s male stripper movie, Hugh Jackman‘s next flick has him as a grown-ass man playing with Gobots. Remember those battling robots in the ring toy that you played with as a kid? Where you […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Ashton Kutcher To Make 2 1/2 Men Even Worse
ITEM – As if I needed an excuse NOT to start watching a show that I would NEVER watch. Ashton Kutcher has been announced as the official replacement for decaying loon Charlie Sheen on CBS’ cash cow comedy Two And A Half Men. Ashton is […]
Gay Ass Gossip: She’s Blocking My View Of Chris Evans
ITEM – Chris Evans is the Gucci hotness, and a new clip just dropped featuring him and Marilyn Manson concubine Evan Rachel Wood selling Gucci’s new smell. It’s nice to see a fashion brand that hasn’t embraced Neo-Nazism. As for the ad, you look at […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Eagle Edition
We know some of you may be confused right now. When we say The Eagle , we’re not referring to one of many leather/cruise bars in Boston, Los Angeles, New York or Washington DC. It’s actually a new movie that opened last weekend, which stars […]