Our Wittiest Gays Have Been Asked What They Think About “Magic Mike”

That’s not them. They’re just prettier. Well, Channing still looks like a hamsteak but something about his dumb ass….

Louis Virtel. Jefferey Self. Bryan Safi. Some fat, bald guy (I kid, I’m fat and balding). These are four cocksuckers that regularly entertain us online, and provide us with jokes to steal to amuse our friends at orgies. They’re doing a show together in LA (The Gay Beatles) and they’d better fucking go on the road! Honestly, there would be laughter and I’m totes into Guy Branum and I also wouldn’t mind eating Bryan Safi’s funny ass. Wait…

This vid is a little ad for their show, with them riffing on how Magic Mike is actually pretty inconsequential to our existence as gays. It’s true, but our blog lights up when we post pics of these Hollywood vegetables so you gotta go with what sells.

– J. Harvey

To watch The Gay Beatles take on Magic Mike, Follow the JUMP:

6 thoughts on “Our Wittiest Gays Have Been Asked What They Think About “Magic Mike”

  1. I believe that clip is a million times more entertaining than the actual movie is supposed to be.   Plus, are we to really believe that all these waxed buff guys are straight?    Just rename it Showgirls Part Two and get it over with. 

  2. So a male stripper decides to pursue higher things in life. Like making custom furniture? ….Either way, he’s selling wood.

  3. Flash Dance  2012 ?
    This movie panders to a new demographic; who that is I have no idea.
    It’s a chick flick that is trying to not be a chic flick.
    I would rather just watch a chick flick and then some porn.
    NExt

  4. “Obviously it would be Dixie Carter and obviously I would be sitting on her penis.”  Best. line. in. the. video.

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