Nick Lachey Throws His Hands Up, Proclaims Single Lady Status

Nick Lachey shirtless
Back in the day, I had a huge crush on former 98 Degrees member Nick Lachey. I had high hopes that his relationship with Jessica Simpson was meant to cover up other inclinations, but then he went and dated that Vanessa Minnillo character. He really couldn’t have gained anything professionally from the relationship, so I was forced to believe in his heterosexuality.
But now there’s hope! US Magazine is reporting that Lachey and Minnillo have called it quits. Their source says the split was amicable, leaving little hope that Nick will come running to cry in my lap. However, I may develop plans to chase him around and convince him he’s in love with me. What’s another restraining order got to do with it?
– Dewitt
For some gratuitous shirtless shots of Lachey, follow the JUMP:

Nick Lachey Shirtless pool wet naked
Nick Lachey Shirtless pool wet naked
Nick Lachey Shirtless pool wet naked
Nick Lachey Shirtless pool wet naked
Nick Lachey Shirtless pool wet naked

5 thoughts on “Nick Lachey Throws His Hands Up, Proclaims Single Lady Status

  1. Titles on this blog seem to get more desperate and further from the truth as time goes on. Sad

  2. Yeah Vanessa, gettin banged by a C grade celebrity is really gonna help your career. God what are some of these airheads thinking.

  3. seriously? it’s a gay blog, of course there’s going to be gossip. that doesn’t make it desperate, it just means people are actually going to read it.
    go read the times if you want truth.
    me? i’ll get my gossip at manhunt daily =).

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