Must (Disgustedly) Watch: Russian Guys Give Gaga

What the-? Is this a commercial for booze? If so, they have some FUCKED UP marketing people in Russia. Here’s some grungy Russian dudes parodying “Bad Romance.” There’s this one queen in pink spinning a hula hoop on his peen, and then they are in tights, and pouring BBQ sauce on a sex doll. Someone has put something in the vodka over there. Export it, please.

– J. Harvey

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18 thoughts on “Must (Disgustedly) Watch: Russian Guys Give Gaga

  1. I can’t understand what they’re saying, but I’m assuming it’s a group of Jewish guys from the Ukraine, cause they’re wearing tallitot (1:20). That and when I used google translate on the comments from a different copy of the video, there were a bunch of antisemitic rants. I wish I knew what they were singing.

  2. Perhaps something gets lost in the translation. And by “something” I mean everything. WTF? I’d much rather get my homoerotic stimulation from the new Doritos commercials.

  3. they are not Russian, but I am 🙂 they are crazy ukrainian drinking vodka called the Jewish Standard (I don’t know where did they get it)

  4. Men in a public bathroom, blow, dancing, singing, and multiple costume changes and all I can think of is a bad night at the local Elks Lodge. Now I gotta go find some porn to get this mess out of my head. AAARRRG . Lou Cass take me away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. It’s just an advertisement for “Yevreiskii Standart” (Jewish/Hebrew Standard) which I assume is vodka, but I couldn’t read the smaller letters, even enlarging it. It was in Russian–only the text for the health warning against smoking was in Ukrainian. Mainly, they’re just singing about poor skinny little Sasha, who with the drink became sexy and oh so much more virile. I think the whole thing is hilarious, but I can’t believe they were actually able to get grown men who would dare be seen in something like this. Just think if you had the power to swing a hula hoop on your dick!

  6. So…a correction. I guess I couldn’t put it all together and didn’t get the Melamud/Melamood that they were singing about. I figured it had to be about the Hebrew Standard rather than everything else. I went to a different computer that I could do cyrillic on and found a bunch of stories about the video. It’s a bunch of Kievan millionaires that got together to make a music video for the 50th birthday of another. It’s all about this Sasha Melamud. What a birthday present!

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