Morning wood:
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
Good morning!
Good morning, sick day. You know as well as I do that you didn’t get enough weekend. Go ahead and call in sick today, crawl back into bed, and stroke your dick until you fall back to sleep.
Need some inspiration?
Good morning. Go back to sleep.
-tyler
That gave me major morning wood
That gave me major morning wood
Good lord yeah that is a hell of a piece of wood!
And just look at all the sap CUMMING out of it too!
Good lord yeah that is a hell of a piece of wood!
And just look at all the sap CUMMING out of it too!
hes using a sap bottle, notice nothing is cumming out of the head
hes using a sap bottle, notice nothing is cumming out of the head
oho! so that’s how they do it in porn! I always thought something fishy was going on!
oho! so that’s how they do it in porn! I always thought something fishy was going on!
you can even see him working it with his fingers
you can even see him working it with his fingers
Wow! That’s one long piece of man wood. The “shooting” is, however, coming from some source other than his cock. Whether he is operating a squeeze bulb filled with liquid or someone else is assisting him does not matter–it’s fake.
Wow! That’s one long piece of man wood. The “shooting” is, however, coming from some source other than his cock. Whether he is operating a squeeze bulb filled with liquid or someone else is assisting him does not matter–it’s fake.
Yeah I see it now thanks for pointing it out, NOT!
Yeah I see it now thanks for pointing it out, NOT!
oh you can still fantasize
oh you can still fantasize
Very nice
Very nice
Kind of sucks when the bubble gets busted don’t you think?
Kind of sucks when the bubble gets busted don’t you think?
Sounds like you kinda should get over it. Just an idea.
Sounds like you kinda should get over it. Just an idea.
Then why didn’t you leave it alone
Then why didn’t you leave it alone
To disturb your world. And it worked.
To disturb your world. And it worked.