MANHUNT Sizes ‘Em Up

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All you size queens rejoice! We’ve compiled a list of the states that are packing– and the ones that are lacking! Now that we have cock size as a feature on MANHUNT profiles, we couldn’t resist getting a feel for the our member’s packages. Well… you know what I mean.

Washington D.C came in as the largest with an average of 7.59 inches! I bet some of you bottoms are booking your flights to DC right now…

But you may want to stay away from Alaska if size is your thing, because it ranks last with an average size of only 6.34! That doesn’t sound too bad, but keep in mind that at least a half-inch can be chalked up to internet exaggeration. So the picture in Alaska may be picturesque, but it certainly isn’t big. Also we have to remember the shrinkage factor because of the cold. And besides, good things often come in small packages, or on them.

Maybe this explains why Levi Johnston won’t go full monty for his “nude” spread?

We may never know, but you can find out where your state ranks below!

– Andy

Check out how your area measures up, after the JUMP:

  1. District of Columbia – 7.59
  2. New York – 7.50
  3. California – 7.45
  4. Florida – 7.44
  5. Kentucky – 7.42
  6. Georgia – 7.41
  7. North Carolina – 7.39
  8. Pennsylvania – 7.39
  9. Rhode Island – 7.38
  10. Minnesota – 7.34
  11. West Virginia – 7.32
  12. Illinois – 7.31
  13. Arizona – 7.31
  14. South Dakota – 7.31
  15. Texas – 7.30
  16. Ohio – 7.30
  17. Missouri – 7.30
  18. Nevada – 7.29
  19. Kansas – 7.29
  20. Mississippi – 7.28
  21. Oregon – 7.27
  22. Tennessee – 7.27
  23. Massachusetts – 7.27
  24. Maryland – 7.27
  25. Hawaii – 7.24
  26. South Carolina – 7.24
  27. Colorado – 7.23
  28. Louisiana – 7.22
  29. North Dakota – 7.22
  30. Michigan – 7.20
  31. Connecticut – 7.20
  32. Wisconsin – 7.19
  33. Idaho – 7.19
  34. Vermont – 7.16
  35. Nebraska – 7.15
  36. Washington – 7.15
  37. Utah – 7.14
  38. Virginia – 7.12
  39. Montana – 7.10
  40. New Jersey – 7.10
  41. New Hampshire – 7.08
  42. Indiana – 7.08
  43. New Mexico – 7.06
  44. Alabama – 7.05
  45. Maine – 6.98
  46. Iowa – 6.96
  47. Oklahoma – 6.96
  48. Arkansas – 6.96
  49. Delaware – 6.94
  50. Wyoming – 6.92
  51. Alaska – 6.34

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66 thoughts on “MANHUNT Sizes ‘Em Up”

  2. Also, don’t forget the ManHunt Factor………..
    Subtract 3 1\4 to four inches from every posted penile length……………
    Don’t worry, Alaska, you’re still not an “inny”.

  3. Of course DC has the biggests, it also has the most politicians. Which means, THEY ARE LYING, so i would remove an INCH from DC for that factor alone.

  4. As someone who lives in Alaska, I can say that that’s totally not true. Not because of mine (that would just be internet posturing), but I’ve been with some pretty big guys…

  7. This is kinda stereotypical but I wonder if these numbers aren’t related to the proportion of black men in each area. I mean, it’s no wonder DC’s at the top in that case.
    And to the people who are gonna reply with “not all black men are hung”: You’re right, they’re not. But aside from the 2 black men who aren’t…

  8. hahah. i’m sorry, but the several black men i have been with have been average. I thought it was a myth. The Brazilians however, oh my god, HUGE!!! But the Brazilians couldn’t sing like the black ones. so bring on the stereo types.

  10. We need an honest dose of reality. DC is approx. 60% Black. Perhaps that accounts for DC having the largest penis size. Before all the bottoms come running let me remind you that the Washington Blade reports that one in three gay black men are HIV positive in DC.

  11. even low %s in the world are in 10s for major cities.
    either you’re gonna believe in condoms or you’re gonna believe in your partner’s faithfulness if you want to avoid hiv…

  12. Let’s see… The top four…
    1. District of Columbia – 7.59
    2. New York – 7.50
    3. California – 7.45
    4. Florida – 7.44
    …biggest lying douchebags?
    …methed-out douchebags?
    …pretty-boy douchebags?
    …wannabe douchebags?
    Let’s just chalk this one up to total fantasy & fabrication!

  18. If the average size of a man’s penis is said to be around 5-6 inches…..then there is something to be said about the “Gay Gene” adding at least and inch or more. Of course, straight men don’t have sites to wildly embellish there descriptions like we do. How many of us have “hooked up” with a self-described VGL, worked-out, 30yrs, 8in. Masc……only to get Avg, chubby, 40-ish 6in. Disney Freak.

  19. This is based entirely on self-reporting on manhunt. So perhaps two factors also play into into it.
    1) Propensity toward exaggeration. Look at #1. DC politicians are always exaggerating.
    2) Competition. DC, New York, and California all have a lot of people and a lot of gay boys. Just check out the number of profiles. Ya gotta stand out. WYoming and Alaska, well, I don’t exactly think of them as places where the boys are.

  20. Hurrah for the truth tellers in the bottom ranks of this “poll” … guys this means manhunt is crunching your private data —

  23. I think guys in Alaska are actually being honest but it’s lonely there and people are generally good at heart. Everyone else is lying and are closer to six.

  24. Yes, I know… “everyone lies.” But, being a black Washingtonian, and having seen more than my share of of New York City’s and Atlanta’s comparable offerings, this tracks pretty closely with my observations. Can’t say much for the Alaskans, but I have both seen and seen advertised more 8-inch pieces in those two cities than I have in DC, where the average seems closer to 9. Of course, just talking about the brothas… can’t speak for any other groups.
    And speaking of lying… 7.5″ seems like a lie? From my experience, 7.5″s seems… *unfortunate*. 8.5″ is really the lower end of respectability, and easily verifiable.

  26. I think people who constantly crave for huge dicks are the lowliest sluts, even in the str8 world it’s true. I dont put my dick size up cause i’ll attract all the SPS guys or the biggest sluts in town. This stats don’t change a thing for me.

  27. This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard…..DC is size-queen hell!!! I have lived here 10 years and have only been with 4 men who impressed me with their size. This is the smallest collection of cocks in the country.

  28. yea what is this based on. This probably isnt factual. This is make believe and fiction writing. But props on having this story make the roundtable on Chelsea Lately. Still fiction though..and I ranked #5 on the list

  33. I vote we have someone from Manhunt go around the country and measure guys dicks, to make it fair. Sure, we can’t do this with every guy, but we can do it with a sizable group of the people.
    Alternately, we could also get a woman from the Manhunt group to go around and get the straight men to ‘size up’ and see if it’s true that gay men have bigger dicks.

  34. I was Just reading the PDA “Cases of HIV infection/AIDS in the US 2007 vol 19” online, the latest I guess from Dept of Disease Control, showing AIDS by race, state etc. They showed (pg23) DC as 1750/100K, mega higher than NY’s 463/ & Marylands 335/ & DE’s 255/, NJ’s 244/, Louisiana@ 240, CT 236/, CA 219/100K. NOW who wants to race to DC? ~~ Meanwhile ID IA ND SD & many more are 15 to 25/100K.(that’s not population, but pure %s~!) so DC? yikes man! “bigness” apparently has its cost~~~ ALSO report shows new U.S. AIDS cases diagnosed in 2007 @ 21,549 Blacks, 12,556 Whites, you do the % math! Again, DC has some BIG issues All around. OMG be with you.

  36. It’s all in good fun. Someone has to be the biggest. If they want to brag I’m okay with that. As for Alaska, I’m sure there all really hot men regardless of their measurements.

  37. what I will say is it is real nice that Minnesota allegedly made the top 20, but the fact that so many of us here are bottoms means that the fact that we place kinda high, screws us even more since no one is really gonna top anyone.

  41. Seriously? Do people even care? You’re comments are all offensive, or ignorant.
    I.e. DC has a large proportion of black men, therefore the average dick size is larger? OFFENSIVE, even if you qualify it with ‘I don’t mean to sound racist, but…’
    And as for the ‘no empirical data’ comment. Do you understand what empirical data is? The averages were based on something, there were not made up. The margin of error may be relatively large, but self report surveys (which is more or less what was used for this) are sources of empirical data. I hate idiots.

  43. Hi Manhunt why, can’t i get into Manhunt site! Your not .com anymore now your .net now! Where i sign my screenname and pword too.
    Are you people updated “Manhunt Site”???
    I want to view mail in my box.
    Mike

  45. Well, I’m proud to be from NJ and must admit that here, it seems to hold true. However, in all fairness, long skinny, ugly dicks aren’t that hot either–and they would qualify for the survey. So! Let’s here it for the shorter, thicker guys that have some girth going on.

  47. I have had nothing but problems dealing with MANHUNT.net the site and very upsetting language ajnd behaviour with a guy who said he would Help me, on their 24 hr line! His name is RON and he treated the whole conmversation like I DID NOT KNOW A FUCKING THING aboput my own account! ALL because when in previous occassions, when I had problems with my reception, I called in and made all the corrections and now they dont have any idea that I corrected those things, even after I went in and changed my password weeks ago and started using my profile for weeks under the things I corrected! Now I casnnot even get in my account with that PASSWORD and they have never changed my e mail carrier afterall, yet I was using it on there for past 3 wks! All along, this RON character would ask me repeated questions and when I gave him answers he would come back to it and say that was not t what I had said! I felt like I was in an ABBOTT and Costello skit of who is on first! I am so disgusted now having been a pay memeber for yrs then change that because of all problems, NOW They are still using an old e mail address which I changed 3 wks ago in order to restart my profile!
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    IS this a sign that they dont really know their ass from a hole in ground? and be leary of any business u may be involved with on there that can come back to bite em in the …

  49. This is soo absurd.. self reporting cock size per state? These numbers are soo past the average cock size alone.. it suffers from reporting bias, (clearly people who have smaller cocks arent advertising that on manhunt) and pure lying bias. Most likely.. each state has the same average cock size of 5.5 inches. The 95% confidence interval for penis size goes from 4.2 to 7.5 inches. That means that only 5% of people have penises larger than that. And unless they all live in Washington, the data is just screwy.
    And no.. this data is not empirical at all.. it is COMPLETELY made up. Empirical means based on evidence. Someone impartial would have to measure cock size and then entered it into some database and run an analysis on it. Idiot.
    Get over it.

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  59. So where does this say about most all the other studies that claims fhe “average” penis to be 5.5 to 6.5?? I thought it was just me that attracted guys with larger cocks! There goes my ego! Lol

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