Man Bites Off Penis During a Fight and Swallows it!

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A man was rushed to a hospital after his penis was bitten off and swallowed by his friend during an altercation. Marian Milczarek from Poland told doctors that the altercation was over a trailer.

"He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony," says Milczarek.

Medics could not find the man's penis and believe that the attacker, Wojciech Sowinski, may have swallowed it. Sowinski faces 10 years in jail.

Hmmm…this sounds like some kind of kinky foreplay gone bad. You think teeth during oral sex is bad, imagine getting your penis bitten off… OUCH!

– Andy

Source: Metro.co.uk

7 thoughts on “Man Bites Off Penis During a Fight and Swallows it!

  1. Gives a new name to the Neal and Bob thing.
    Only ten yrs for biting off a penis, imagine all the men in jail who wont go near the guy now without wearing a steel jockstrap.

  2. hmmmm- does anyone remember Lorena Bobbitt? At least John Lee Bobbitt got his sewn back on, after it was found on the roadside where she had ditched it after sawing it off.

  3. Bobbitt? Heck, this is more like Roberta’s great line in The World According to Garp: “I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick…”

  4. What is this an April Fools day report, I know that Homo Sapiens are carvivorous but unfortunately or is it fortunately we do not have the bite force necessary to severe someones penis. Humans can only derive their protein from dead animals or humans. This story has so many problems right from the first sentence.

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