Nope, the mystery man above isn't a plumber, but I bet some of you would love to have him unclogging your pipes. Unfortunately, he's playing for the other team, and I don't mean the B-team. Translation? He's just not that into you, because he's too busy banging his blonde actress girlfriend. And I'll bet they'll both be recovering from wicked hangovers on New Year's Day.
Am I making this too painfully obvious? If you haven't figured out whose crack this is by now, you clearly need to get out to the movies more often. Click through and find out!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin
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Yup, it's none other than Bradley Cooper!
Wow. Given his hairy chest I would have guessed there’d be more hair on that coin slot. Interesting.
i love this dude
bradley cooper is so gay.
He’s so hot, too bad he only plays douchebags in movies lol
I agree with Mike but I would have thought that the crack belongs 2 some blonde dude !!
hes def. not gay you idiots
what’s with that stretch-y comfort fit waistband on his pants?
GAME IS GREAT