Kelly Rowland: “Kisses Down Low”

Fresh off the not-quite-at-all-but-sort-of-almost reunion of Destiny’s Child, the brave soul known as Kelly Rowland ventured out on a quest to raise awareness about oral sex. The sultry singer’s new single “Kisses Down Low” is the best thing to happen to cunnylingus since Khia‘s “My Neck, My Back“, and I gained the courage to write about it thanks to this tweet from my favorite cyber fuck buddy, Fleshbot‘s Bradford Matthews:

Bradford Matthews is the best human being.

If you don’t understand why this is amazing, then you need to realize that he was linking to this GIF (which makes the song approximately 690 times better):


I’ve made an executive decision to listen to “Kisses Down Low” as an anthem for rimjobs, which I will sing silently to myself as I write sonnets with my tongue on hairy cub holes. You think I’m kidding. But I’m not.

– Dewitt

Watch the music video for “Kisses Down Low” below:



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