John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have broken up again. The reason for the break-up? Twitter! While Aniston was filming her movie, Marley & Me, John Mayer was too busy to return her phone calls. Aniston was infuriated that Mayer was spending a lot of time on Twitter instead of returning her phone calls.
Awww…poor Jennifer. She never gets a break. First Brad cheats on her with Angelina and now John loves sending tweets more than he loves licking her twat. Hey Jennifer, I think its time you get with the 21st century and jump on the Twitter bandwagon.
– Andy
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LMAO…”Twatter”.
Jennifer Aniston should say, “Good riddance,” and move on. She can do better. Besides, John Mayer is a pussy who sings wussy songs like, “Your Body is a Wonderland.” The guy’s singing is so weak and breathy, I’m convinced he has a vagina.