I think being “friend” to Joan and Melissa Rivers (watch the clip for what “Lynne” is described as) as an occupation would be a double-edged sword. Sure, you get to participate in their staged reality show and hang out with Joan. But befriending Melissa is the other side of the coin. Melissa has the worst job in history (daughter/straight woman to ancient comedienne and not being allowed to follow her own aspirations) and it probably makes her cranky.
Like I noted, this scene from their show is so staged but it still made me chuckle. Watching old people blaze up like it’s their first time is funny (there is no way this is her first time). I highly doubt, however, that Joan has to drive her ass to a cul-de-sac to get high. Have you ever seen her NYC place? If you watch the documentary about her, her New York City hovel looks like fucking Versailles. You expect to see jeweled poodles with elaborately sculpted fur trot by and coachmen throwing waistcoats over mud puddles. She’s gotta have a weed room.
On a sort of related note, I kinda want to fuck Melissa’s ex-boyfriend Jason Zimmerman. He looks fat and greasy. I like that in a man. Sometimes.
– J. Harvey
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Melissa’s ex is totally fat and greasy version of Bradley Cooper and I would gladly fuck him senseless.
I second (third?) this sentiment. I’d hit it.
She should be stoned I have just the rock to start it. Totally unhumorous ugly bitch
That was fucking hilarious; I laughed so hard. That obviously was not her first time; she was too ripped!
What the hell?! Just how strong is this Louis XIII? They were supposed to be that stoned for that many hours? Did we miss them smoking over and over? Can someone hook a brother up with Louis?
Can you imagine those two kids at the truck or that guy telling their friends “…And then some old broad shows up and is totally baked…”