So Zac Efron ditched the Footloose remake to pursue a career as a serious actor? I think it's more likely that he was afraid all these musicals would add more fuel to the flaming fire of gay rumors.
I mean, I seriously think everything about his career is calculated to make him look more heterosexual–that photo shoot with the boobs, not smiling on the red carpet (to conceal his "gay face") and I could go on. I wouldn't be surprised if that whole earwax thing was intentional. It's like, "Look! Zac is so dude-like and straight that he's even a little unhygienic." Oy!
But while I sit here coming up with conspiracies to prove Efron's homosexuality, other things are stirring in the Hollywood scene. Apparently fellow pretty boy Chace Crawford has his eye on the lead role in Footloose. I'm uncertain about Crawford filling Kevin Bacon's shoes, but I am certain of one thing–Chace is a total 'mo! And by the way, I hear he's a top…