Typically, our weekly iPhone Wars feature naked (or nearly naked) men taking naughty self-portraits in the mirror. We're going to switch it up this time around, so get ready to use your imagination! Every one of today's contestants is fully clothed. It's up to you to decide which guy you'd rather see wearing nothing at all.
In last week's edition of iPhone Wars, Contestant A swept the race with his toned body and dangling uncut cock. Will this week's battle be a closer race? It's impossible to say, but I'm going to put my bets on Contestant B winning it all. Not that he has an unfair advantage or anything…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To see full-size pictures and vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
1 looks like he has a few extra miles on him, 2 looks soft, 4 looks stocky, 3 however looks like he has some great muscle definition … plus the skinny bois always have the huge hung cocks, right? 😉
They’re all kind of hot in different ways, but A really screams, “Take me, daddy!”
Oh, wait, I think that was me screaming it. Either way, I want to see that silver-haired chest (and points south).
Fuck the muscle definition of C,A is an attractive man,and D has that lil extra stocky something.C has that Adam Lambert hairdo(or is it Elijah Wood gaybot do?)and has those strange lips!
C’s body, B’s face, and A’s bank account put em all together and you’ve got the perfect guy
D appears to be the same guy who was in the D position last week.
my guess is D stands for dewitt 😉
Man, all you bitter queens just wish you looked as good as A at any age. (No, I’m totally kidding.)
@ray: I think the hairdo you’re looking for is Joyce DeWitt.
p.s. apologies to the man if he is reading this, but C looks like that mother of octuplets……….
A looks good…I’m guessing a great date. B looks like he lives on the twin bed (next to the weight bench, but not shown) in his parent’s basement and that bushy hair?? Teenwolf what? C needs a little ‘roo in his doo. D get’s the vote!!
lol @ mark
Contestant D is a friend of mine, and YES its the same guy as last week.
Oops! So MAYBE I may have a little bit of a crush on Contestant D. My digital love is so blind that I didn’t even realize he was the same guy.
Casey, please tell your friend to call me. I’d do all sorts of dirty things with him. This would also involve cuddling. Why is he so fucking cute?
Contestant B, you get my vote. But please clean that dirty ass mirror before you decide to take pictures again. I can’t tell if you have a hearing aid or if the mirror is just disgusting… or both.
Contestant B, you get my vote. But please clean that dirty ass mirror before you decide to take pictures again. I can’t tell if you have a hearing aid or if the mirror is just disgusting… or both.
I went with D. B is the hottest out of all these guys, but it looks like he has a fucked up haircut and he looks like this douchebagging assholish prick that i used to fuck. So he’s not getting my vote. But D is really really cute
I went with D. B is the hottest out of all these guys, but it looks like he has a fucked up haircut and he looks like this douchebagging assholish prick that i used to fuck. So he’s not getting my vote. But D is really really cute
i am rather disappointed that contestant B is going to win this one.
i am not sure how this is going to happen, or who is voting for this [nice guy] so much.
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i do like the supposition that contestant C has joyce dewitt’s hair: That seems about right.
(unfortunately, he cannot come and knock on my door, as a result.)
I am thinking the Man who is contestant A! What a sexy man! Good thing I like older men or atleast those who look older than I!
Dewitt – I never saw the second contest, you flatter me. -Contestant D
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