I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again. The whole point of iPhone Wars is to vote for the guy you want to bone the most. When the title of this post reads “Battle of The Gym Shorts”, I’m not asking you to decide who’s wearing the most fashionable gym shorts. It’s merely a single, unifying theme that brings these four men together.
Then again, maybe you decide who you want to sleep with based on what color they’re wearing? We’re not going to judge either way. With that said, let’s drop the ongoing “Ugh, I can’t believe you’re all voting for him” attitudes and simply embrace iPhone Wars for what it is—a chance to look at some hot amateur guys every week. I mean, duh!
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
I actually went with option A over the others, because of his face. It’s got the whole boy next door look.
I had to go with C because he looks so much like a young man I’ve BEEN boning for a while – just not often enough
A was quite nice but B has the body I would like to wake up next to every morning. It is also the body that I aspire to provide for my partner to gaze upon as he is fucking me senseless 🙂
Hands down, its D. And I’m just not saying that because we had awesome pig sex last year. He’s so slamming tasty.
D, without a doubt, I’d take his fuck juice raw 😉
woof def D hands down buff and not afriad of his chest hair like the shaved chimps above grrrr
that was soooo difficult…I want them all!!!! I went with C though…something about his boyish body and face!
B & C for me… yummy!
i wanted to like No.4 but looks a little to much like Ricky Mays for my taste
Where’s the option for none of the above?
I voted for D. Love a hairy man
B is wearing boxers not gym shorts and D’s pants don’t hang very well on his hips so, it’s between A & C. And, although they both look VERY fuckable, C’s gym shorts are the best quality 😉
B is for the BEST
Wow. Someone doesn’t get the point of this at all.
D is Deserving. Goddamn, that man is fucking gorgeous.
And, someone can’t get, the joke or, their mind out of the gutter 😉 LOL
a tie for me between B and C
A,B & C ( not necessarily in that order )
FUCK PICKING A WINNER THEY SHOULD JUST HAVE A 4WAY!!!!!!!
the people that vote on this are obviously very racist because B is heads and tails above the rest …but then again he is black….what an embarrassment
Personally, I’d totally do B. He’s just the most attractive to me. But…the rest of the guys are good looking, too. Fourgy, anyone?
I voted A, but would not turn down a toss in the hay with any of them.
I voted A, because his gym shorts was more teasing, like a bit down on the hips.. BUT if it was for the guys I would vote B, and C.. :-))
B is very HOT and sexy, and C is very boyish HOT!
Who the hell is Ricky Mays?…I think you mean Billy. Pop culture fail! lol
B C here too…had to settle on C as he is latino, my throb.
Can’t we just have all four at once?
Definitely “A” for sure. I love the bulge in his shorts. Very nice 🙂
I’m going with c , now that’s a face I’d like to see mown while imn hitting his spot.
i’d voted for contestant “D”.
(he has this billy mays look going.)
and i’ll just leave it at that, considering my reasons for not voting for either of my fellow “persons of colour” in this contest.
I really like D the best. love that chest.
however…B is wearing gym shorts boxers dont have a waist band like that
CHEAP boxers don’t have a waist band like that ;-)~ lol