Inside Out: My Official Submission To The MEN.COM Script-Writing Contest

The scene opens on a young man riding his motorcycle through the countryside. We see him approach a door as the camera cuts to a blond, mustachioed gentleman speaking with several young men about the dangers of pornography. The young man we saw earlier, a beefy redhead with a goatee, inquires about loss and the escalating effects of porn addiction. The older man replies that he should seek support if he’s ever struggling with temptation, assuring him that he’s available if he ever needs him. The young ginger nods.

We cut to a library, where our brave hero is having a discussion with his chubby friend. He’s told to check out a website called “MEN.COM” and invited over to watch the “Football Fuckdown” series later that night, promised the thrill of some “special buzz juice” to celebrate the occasion. The young ginger shakes his head in disapproval.

Later, he’s sitting in front of his computer ogling a nude picture of Johnny Rapid. His chubby friend calls him up and tells him he should come over, so he rides over on his motorcycle, takes off his helmet and stands there defiantly, as a song plays in the background: “Insiiiiide out! Iiiiiinside out!” The young ginger, once again, shakes his head in disapproval. His chubby friend takes a swig of “special buzz juice”, wipes his mouth, stares with acid in his eyeballs and slams the door shut.

We see the man approach yet another door. It opens to reveal the blond, mustachioed gentleman from before. “Hey Brad, how you doing?” he says. “Hey, come on in.” The camera moves down to show a huge, rock hard cock sticking through the fly of the older man’s pleated khaki pants. He pushes the boy against the wall, and the young ginger throws back his head in pleasure, letting out a soft moan.

And you can probably figure out how things progress from there! I can assure you that the concept for this scene was not ripped from the religious anti-porn film Every Young Man’s Battle, despite the remarkable similarities you might notice.

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– Dewitt

Watch a cut of Every Young Man’s Battle that definitely didn’t inspire this script: