I Want To Fuck The New Neighbor On “American Horror Story: Coven”

And I add that colon between “Story” and “Coven”, because there needs to be one, and it drives me crazy like a train that Ryan Murphy neglects it. I hope to hell that the next time Gabourey Sidibe‘s character is rooting around in her vagina, she pulls out a colon! Wow, that last part came out all sorts of wrong.

Alexander Dreymon! He’s the Miss Robichaux’s Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies’ new neighbor. He’s the shirtless Bible dude who seems to have taken a liking to Jamie Brewer‘s Nan character, which I think is all sorts of adorable. Alexander better become a main character because he’s got that body. That’s pretty much it. His acting could be on par with Lindsay Lohan‘s and I would still want him in the credits right beside Jessica Lange.

Wow, those lips were MADE for gift-wrapping a cock.

– J. Harvey

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14 thoughts on “I Want To Fuck The New Neighbor On “American Horror Story: Coven”

  1. He is very, very pretty. But if we’re restricted to AHS stars–I’d take Evan Peters first, and then Zachary Quinto before him.

  2. I TOTALLY agree. He IS a beauty to behold! I’d get dehydrated from licking him all over. I’d need to eat his protein shake many many times! Oh …. and some water too 🙂

  3. I’m lusting after the albino guard seen on episode 1, Sir Maejor. Hope he does another appearance soon.

  4. im guessing he gay and in the closet. cuz whats her name knows something, and hes not interested in emma roberts. i hope he gets raped like the rest of the characters. did i say that out loud?

  5. He plays a gay prostitute in ‘Christopher and his Kind’. Prances around next to naked and sucks major face. It’s a nice film regardless. You guys should watch it.

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