Hurricane Irene Upstaged By Penis

The video you’re about to watch involves a cock flopping around during a Weather Channel broadcast. It’s brief, and dude’s equipment isn’t going to win him any awards. But, hey, dick on the nightly news! These helpful YouTubers posted a slow-mo version.

The media was so irritating during this weekend’s hurricane/tropical storm here on the East Coast. They were obviously miffed that there wasn’t more death, destruction, and terror to up ratings. Which is why this snooty reporter gets SO incensed by random people clowning on him. This guy DESERVED to be upstaged by substandard penis!

– J. Harvey

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19 thoughts on “Hurricane Irene Upstaged By Penis

  1. Pretty funny…and I do so agree about the media being unable to accept the fact that the hurricane just was not the catastrophe that they had hoped for.  Sorry for the folks in Vermont and elsewhere, but the way this weather event was promoted last week, you would have thought the end of the world was coming.  But what else is new!

  2. I think its a shame that the USA has such a stigma about nude people.. We need to grow up and realize people have dicks and boobs.. TV would be far more entertaining if we could sneak a peak at someones “junk” once in awhile

  3. How the fuck can you tell from that blurry, two second clip that this dude has a substandard penis? Let’s see what you’re packing, J. Harvey! How bout we stop criticizing everyone’s dick size for once.

  4. Silly. In 20 years that guy will look back and think, “Why did I ever do something that stupid?”  Once broadcast you can’t undo the fame (someone will ultimately recognize him, not for the dick shot but for being a dick head).

  5. human nature is just bizarre: people are genuinely upset there wasn’t more mayhem & destruction.

  6. You would think  after Katrina Americans would appreciate the significance of being prepared.

  7. I would rather see the penis of either Matt Guzman (ABC), or Jim Cantore (Weather Channel)… 🙂

    As for all the criticism over the coverage of Hurricane Irene, the media and government are damned if
    they do and damn if they don’t!  I think we should all be thankful Irene wasn’t as catastrophic as Katrina was in New Orleans.  Even so, there were dozens of deaths, many injuries, and billions in losses, from
    North Carolina to Vermont, which will take years to recover.  The projected “direct hit” to New York City, wasn’t meant to be, and let’s all be grateful.  This country can’t afford to have been dealt that blow-
    the losses would have pushed us into a real Depression. 

    The real lesson we learned is trusting the government (all levels), FEMA, and our own brains for once!

  8. Oh pleaaase! Take the stick out of your ass and lighten up. That was so blurry you could barely make out his face.

  9. cum on jim cantorre pony up and support your gay following… do it naked or at least semi naked… speedos etc on the beach!

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