Fuck that gender, boys! Photographer Dimitris Theocharis took a bunch of muscular model boys, princessed them up and captured them in a photoshoot called (fittingly) “Miami Bitch” for Schoen! magazine. And wow, the colors involved just blasted my eyes through the back of my head. This photo shoot also reminded me to gussy up my beach outfit this summer with a painted-on lobster necklace.
It’s always interesting when your eyes are focused on a hot, tanned body with exposed pubes, and then they alight on a tiara. Twisty.
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Dimitris Theocharis
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…My eyes. They bleed from the colors.
The 80’s called… they want their decade back.
tottally awesome!!!great shoot. great boys.awesome pieces.
Can they be any more Uber-Gay??? ughhh. Gives us all a bad rap.
UGLY AND UNTASTFUL
don’t be dissin’ the 80s… this is an entirely NEW level of hell! lol
bunch of muscular model boys?????
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth …
Just awful.
I was definitely expecting the comments above, but I have to say that I love the photoshoot! Say what you want about stereotypes, but it’s a fashion shoot for a German magazine; obviously no one is actually going to ever dress or look like that. And yes, I think the guys are beautiful, if incredibly Barbie doll-like.
eww uck
I didn’t know that David Bowie & Boy George had a baby (?) lol
Nasty. Too effeminate for my taste. Not even my partner liked them and he’s the one into young guys.
I love this! Masc types or wannabies can SMD! This is so righteous! The clothes aren’t that great but the makeup and styling is awesome! I LOVE the last photo!
eeewww…..
Very well done. Also love the styling.
Flash. Yes.
Hot. No.
If this is representative of Miami…pass.
this not my taste!!!! gag me…. ugh!!!!!! TOO MUCH SUGAR.
What is sad abhorrence to the idea of something being gay? Last time I checked the majority of the men on this site are gay. It’s really offensive and frankly upsetting to see homosexual men being homophobic. Being flamboyant or effeminate doesn’t give gay men a bad image, being hateful and obsessed with assimilation does. It’s not called “gay culture” for no reason, it does have a root in reality.
agreed…one man’s gay is another man’s lay…i like the pretty bois…
u r correct sir…