Heart2Heart: Lance Bass Is Clowning On Us, Right?

On one hand, it’s not like he’s doing anything else (running around with Reichen was years ago). But if this IS a gag, Lance Bass is funny. Check out the video for “Facebook Official”, the new single and video from Heart2Heart. They’re a Lance Bass-involved somehow boyband with anime character hair and a level of cosmetic application that would make Lady Gaga reach for the cold creme.

What if it IS a joke, and they don’t know? Poor little lambs. They might actually be cute under all the trappings, but who can tell? That one blonde guy has a hair parasol! And the lyrics:

Log on. Myspace is dead.
I’m checking your page to see what you said
Girl you’re so fine, you’re pics are so hot
I’m thinking dirty thoughts but I better better not
Heart 2, Heart is back
FB chat popping on my Mac
I like your status, two thumbs up
I met you last week when we’re playing flip cup

Could you confirm to this request
Agree to the terms of service
The message has been sent
And all I wanna do is

Put a heart on your page, heart – heart on your page
Let’s make it official
Baby you and me – you and me
Facebook official

Status update, what
Checking the pics of your butt
Did you see that link on your wall
Girl I don’t wanna play Farmville, I just wanna play for real

Yeah, it’s a viral ad for Facebook. Has to be. Wait, Facebook doesn’t need to advertise…WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

– J. Harvey

To watch “Facebook Official”, Follow the JUMP:

30 thoughts on “Heart2Heart: Lance Bass Is Clowning On Us, Right?

  1. OMG! I LOVE LOVE LOVE this song!!! This is totally going to be the dance track of the WINTER!!! LOVIN’ IT! Those dance moves are hella TIGHT!! And I absolutely love how they wink at me while singing…totally sexy! I cannot wait until the album drops! On it like white on rice!!!
    And by the way…HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!!!
    What the F@*% is this S#^! O_o

  2. I remember gawker having a post on this and thought Lance was just trolling. They are awful with K-Pop boyband hair. Buuuuut a couple of them are cute so I’m interested where this goes.

  3. This vid aside Lance Bass has always been the best Nsync guy to me since he slept with the hottest person after the fame, Justin just got Britney while Lance got Reichen.

    If we had to do a Fuck, Marry Block with the Nsync’s crews exes:

    1) Fuck would be Reichen
    2) Marry would be Reichen
    3) Block would be all the other exes.

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