Have You Ever: Popped Wood At The Doctor’s Office?

Even if you’re not attracted to your doctor, getting a check-up can be a relatively erotic experience. Maybe it’s just because we’ve been exposed to way too many pornographic fantasies, but all that groping, poking and turning to cough can lead to… er, a certain reaction below the waist.

You can try your hardest (pun intended) to avoid popping a woody, yet it usually winds up making things worse. As you close your eyes and recite your official boner-kill words–“floppy vaginas, puppies, leaky beaver”–your mind continues to flicker back to those porno scenes.

Hell, it might be as simple as your doctor touching a “sensitive” area. We all have our triggers! It’s not like you can give a warning like, “Excuse me, can you please refrain from going near my nipples at all costs? I’ll start pre-cumming, and it’ll be awkward for everyone involved. Thanks!”

So without further ado, let’s get to the question at hand. Have you ever had something like this happen to you during a medical exam? It’s a perfectly natural response, so don’t be embarrassed to share your stories!

– Dewitt

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24 thoughts on “Have You Ever: Popped Wood At The Doctor’s Office?

  1. No I have not, that’s just weird. And that doctor so isn’t cute. Pretty sure my dick would retract seeing him, lol!

  2. yeah i’ve had a doctor grab my balls once and good thing he wasn’t hot cause i didn’t get hard at all. In fact my dick couldn’t get any more limp.

    On the other hand, I did go to see this totally hot and sexy ass doctor with a great body!!!! But all he did was check my shoulder 🙁

  3. I used to always hope my physical therapist (who is beautiful, gay and owns a practice in West Hollywood if you’re interested…) would stop working on my ankle for a hot second and do some deep massaging around my nether regions. Unfortunately, our relationship was strictly professional.

  4. I got tested & checked out for stds, the doctor was gay (it was a gay friendly clinic) & he told me to thoroughly check for any possible visible stds he would need to see my penis aroused so the skin was stretched firm. He began massaging my inner thighs & cupping my balls until I got erect. I thought he was gonna stroke me & give me head but I think he sensed I was uncomfortable. I was so naive then. Only 20, now at 28 I would have went in for the kill, damn

  5. Yes, a really hot, and I mean “really” hot, Chinese doctor used to intern while I was in for a thoracostomy. I used to get hard every damn time he came into the room. Just couldn’t help it. As bad luck would have it, he was only interested in checking the incision, damn it……..lol,lol,lol…

  6. Still going to my pediatrician at about age 14 and he had me on my back on the exam table and I could feel the blood pulsing into my cock and there was nothing I could do. He quietly said to just relax and then I got my pants on but it was not at all strange for me. Now, I was getting turned on by my shrink but we discussed it and worked it through. I guess it was normal transference.

  7. Yet you keep coming back, Scott B….. What does that make you?

    I have had an “issue” one time. As many times as I’ve had to see doctors, it was bound to happen… Embarrassing to say the least.

  8. @ToddM: “This website” refers to collegeboyphysicals.com.

    I can just imagine what the people who operate the site must be like.

  9. I am a pediatrician and I cannot count the number of times I have had teenage males get an erection during a standard hernia exam. It is a natural reaction to being touched in the genital region and the more you try to fight it, the more you are thinking about it and the more likely it is to happen anyway. I can assure you that no physician is surprised when it happens and as professionals we do not care.

  10. In middle school I slipped on the wet sidewalk and landed with my hip on the edge. So of course I had to take my pants off for the nurse to see my injury, and he was pretty hot, so I got a little too excited and actually started precumming. He was completely professional and didn’t acknowledge it. After that, I couldn’t look at him directly if I passed him in the hallway for the rest of the school year.

  11. Since I’ve known my doctor for about 25 years I have never gotten excited during physicals or other visit…but one time he crack a sexual joke that stunned me…but since I’ve known him as long as I have were just comfortable like that. We can be open and honest around each other.

  12. My uber hot doc is a double edged sword. I love going to get to stare at him (he is a very tall, sexy, well groomed, metrosexual, str8 guy) but live in fear that I might have to drop trou for him because I know I’d get hard and both of us would be strangely uncomfortable. Of course in my mind, he’d decide that he needs to give me head…you know in the interest of medicine…or fuck me because he needs to make sure my prostate responds correctly to stimulation. IF ONLY!

  13. I had popped out on a doctor’s office, even had sex withth doctor, but not when I go to get a consult. That time we met before and we decide to have sex, but I lived with family and he lived with his son (he was divorced) so the only place free was his office.

    Never popped out on a doctor’s visit. Once, however, I did get hard when taking a testicule ultrasound. The gel, the thing to take the image, and the hot guy who attend me, just couldn’t avoide it. I was red of shame, but the guy just smiled at me. Needless to say that back home, once I got into my room I jerked off thinking on him!

  14. Yup, it happened to me when I was 16 y/o. I was getting my physical done when I popped a wood in front of my doctor, the weird thing is- he kept touching it. I was so embarrassed, yet, I acted like nothing happened.

  15. At 13 I went for a boy scout physical for camp the nurse told me to strip to my underwear for the Doctor and wait on the exam table, I got a boner before the Dr came in which lasted It didn’t help with the Dr touching my chest while examining me and having me bend over while he looked at my ass He told me to slip off my underwear and get on the table, I laid on the table with a hard on keeping my eyes closed he was touching my balls and penis, I couldn’t hold back anymore and shot my load all over my chest, He went and got some wipes and cleaned my cum up, I always wondered if he had more fun than me but I just grinned and bared it, Boy Scout camp was hot though alot of horny teenage hot boys so it was worth it in the end

  16. I get a chub whenever I go to the eye doctor. He’s very hot, and you know how they sit on that stool with one knee between your legs so they can get close to the optical equipment. Ever so slight and incidental touching really gets me tingly all over. I’ve been going to him for 20 years and he’s just as hot now as he was back then.

  17. Also….once I got a full-on woody when getting an x-ray. Hot young guy about my age. I was in my underwear and shirt with a gown on. He was making flirty talk and I popped a boner. After taking the image, he came back and asked me if I had buttons on my underpants because there was something obstructing the image. He showed me the image and I could clearly see my hardon up and leaning to one side. My underpants didn’t have buttons–my shirt did–so I pulled the gown forward and pulled the shirt up so he could see my tented boxer shorts. Of course, I realized too late that I should have gotten totally naked in front of him to get rid of the imaginary boxer buttons.

  18. Sure have. I went to see my gastro doc for stomach issues and he said he had to stick his finger up my ass. When he pulled his finger out, I had a huge hard on. It was really embarrassing, but all he did was ask if I was sexually active and if I was being safe etc.

  19. had to have my sack shaved for some surgry once. i got a big woody.the nurse was male . he just kept on shaving it. funny how he saved it all clean when it didnt have to all be all completely  shaved. LOL

  20. No never had it happen to me but it will be the only thing on my mind next time I go see my doctor, although he’s about 60 and not very attractive!!!

  21. When I was 18, I got a job in a factory. The company sent me to a clinic for a physical exam.
    In the waiting room, I was caught by the doctor, ‘checking-out’ a hot guy.
    The doctor had me strip down to my undershorts for most of the exam.
    then he had me strip completely naked to examine my cock & balls.
    He asked if I was gay. I guess I looked shocked, but he said to relax, that it’s normal, and he saw how I was checking out the guys in the waiting room, and ignoring the girls.
    I told him that yes, I’m gay. He then said he needed a semen sample and to get hard and jack off.
    I was nervous and only got half-hard so he told me to lay back on the table and he gave me a hand-job.

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