Guys In Sweatpants: When Nude Rock Climbing Leads To Anal

There’s a reason why it’s called a “crevasse.”

Anal sex should always top off a day of climbing around rock formations. If that 127 Hours dude had gone from climbing around to buttfucking as opposed to exploring the next crevasse, he wouldn’t have gotten his arm caught under that scary boulder. What cracked me up about Guys In Sweatpants latest was when everyone started commenting on everybody else’s asses as they climbed above them. That’s exactly what I would do! My straight buddies hate it when I join in on any physical activity with them. Dudes, if you’re going to wear clingy gym shorts and discuss tits, I am going to chime in with how your package is looking. Consider it a lesson! Guys in Sweatpants is so true to life.

I also got oddly turned on by nude rock climbing. I liked when Devon Felix was bouncing his little ass around the canyon. Sunshine must be an aphrodisiac because it leads to a trio of sexy bastards (Devin, Cash Lockhart, and Austin Wile) sucking and fucking. Word is that Cash wasn’t expecting to have two loads in his butt and one on his chest. Lucky boy.

Admittedly, I did have some reservations while watching nude rock climbing. What if you slip? I would much rather have some sort of covering on my junk if something goes awry and I go violently rolling down a hill. I’ve never scraped my junk or my pale Irish ass before and I don’t intend to anytime soon.

Check out more of sexy people wearing just backpacks and smiles below!

– Michael Xavier













5 thoughts on “Guys In Sweatpants: When Nude Rock Climbing Leads To Anal

  1. I think the reason why this scene (and GISP in general) works is because the guys look like they’re having fun. You just feel if you turned up the guys would just invite you to join them

  2. A hike like that out in the CA desert makes you all sweaty and if you’re hiking with other guys with shirts off your gonna get horny so it is a great segway to some hot fucking.

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