ITEM – Not a TON of gossip this week but look who’s been getting his short ass to the gym! In-between bitch brawling with Alec Baldwin, Shia LaBeouf has been RIPPING UP that body. If he didn’t have such a dopey personality, I’d want to maybe even talk to him after I make use of his cum gutters. Oh, and as for the Alec Baldwin thing. Shia was set to star with him in a Broadway production of Orphans. Shia left the production and immediately began tweeting personal and private e-mails that were exchanged between himself and the director. Then he began tweeting e-mails of conversations he had with Alec. So he’s bright. And obviously a pleasure to work with. Next time I see that guy, I’m going to keep our interaction strictly professional and verbal only. Or I’ll just cum on his abs and get the fuck out of there.
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ITEM – The redband (i.e. dirty) trailer for Kick-Ass 2 came out this week, and it looks good. In fact, it looks so good that Jim Carrey wasn’t annoying me. I loved the first one, mostly because I’m really into Aaron Johnson. He’s even hot when he’s goofy (which is pretty much his character) and he has a “kick-ass” (sorry) body. The trailer features some split-second shots of him shirtless. Hope you can fap quickly.
And of course I had to post these pics from the set again that show off his cock outline and asscheeks in that ridiculous but thankfully snug suit.
Eh, I think I liked Shaia more before.
Would still hit it. Hard.
I get the feeling Shia’s a bit of a douche, but yeah, I still totally would. Like, not even a second thought.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is a total hottie. And thats a nice outline