ITEM – That’s actor Ryan Phillipe. He’s blonde, with a cherubic face and nice abs. At a recent Gucci party, he rolled up on beclowned singer Rihanna and asked her out. She wasn’t having it, and signaled her friends to rescue her. Even if he’s a total dick in real life, why not hop on that and ride it for an evening? It’s a nice-looking package. Guys you’ve been with in the past haven’t exactly been a stairway to heaven. And he’s actually probably not a bad guy. He has two kids and he managed to stay married to Reese Witherspoon for a couple of years without the eventual need for yellow police tape.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Twilight’s Kellan Lutz is now a fashion designer. When you’re a hot-ass actor, people let you just do stuff. Justin Bieber could probably convince the pilot to let him drive the plane at this point. Lutz is designing a line of jeans for Dylan George, as well as creating his own line of shirts called Abbot & Main for them. Lutz says that he “grew up wanting to be an inventor. I went to school for chemical engineering. I love to create. I’ve always wanted to get into fashion. I’ve always….” ZZZZZ. That’s enough. Can you take your pants off now?
ITEM – Cohens Ben and Andy have teamed up to record an anti-bullying message. I can totally appreciate that, but let’s just look at a picture of Ben Cohen and wonder what it would be like to be his masseur or his manscaper or his proctologist. *sigh* Done? Yeah, me too. I also like how these two are having a beer in the video (see below). Maybe they got drunk and this was the one time Ben thought “what the hell, why not? I read in Manhunt Daily last week that he’s got a big cock.”
ITEM – There’s a new Thor trailer out (see below). I basically just used that as an excuse to post this picture of Chris Hemsworth, who should be called Christ Hemworth because that body is built for worship. Traditionally I’m not a fan of guys with long tresses or even Thor the character but I’ve got an open mind if this is the result. Also, I like Natalie Portman’s whole “yeah, I’m doing a comic book movie again but he’s hot and it’s good to have the fanboys in my hotness corner” vibe from this trailer.
So in your first item you asked, why didn’t she just fuck him anyway? Although he may be a dick, just ride it for a night? LOL, that’s hilarious, not everyone is whore. I think if he had walked up to taylor swift he would have had a better chance.
Another excellent installment of GAG… Although Chris Hemsworth makes me feel way inadequate, I thought I had good abs but DAMN!!! Good work JH!!!!
Hard to believe anyone would turn down Ryan Phillippe. Also hard to believe that he has such poor taste as to hit on this ugly skank.
I heard Rihanna was dating Travis Barker. I def want to check out Thor looks pretty good.
Geez, get over it, lol.
Everyone is NOT attracted to everyone. It’s pathetic how some people’s egos are so fragile/disrespectful that they are hurt and/or offended by rejection. It’s just a matter of chemistry that’s personal !
Man-up and move on, Ryan Phillipe, lol.
….and who said that Ryan Phillippe was a prick or dick. Never heard that before. I have heard how difficult his ex-wife is. Probably the reason he left her.
I am concerned about the Cohen boys’ drinking pattern – arguing over whose the next round is after only a few swigs of the beers they already have – will there be a binge?.. will the straight Cohen ‘just do it’? Keep us posted.! tee hee
I love Ryan Phillippe but I mean to each there own. She is entitled to her own taste. Not that I would love to taste his balls and every inch of his body. He is fucking hot!
Speaking of fucking hot, I had not heard Ben Cohen speak before. That is one sexy British accent. I didn’t realize that he could get any hotter. Fuck me. Now.
It’s true that not everyone is a whore, but rihanna has pretty well established that she’s on the edge. And let’s face it, he’s certainly as good looking and as well-built, if not better, than the others she’s been with. She could have upped her game a couple notches! Of course, he may not be rough enough for her.
Kellan Lutz is the one that is really hot on this article. He’s about as good as it gets for me. And I usually go for the tan, black hair, brown eyed guys. Blondes don’t usually do it for me but Kellan Lutz does, and how.
Maybe if he slapped her around a bit, he would have got to 1st base. Of course, NONE of this is probably true. Just empty Hollywood gossip put out by her publicity agent.
That THORso on Chris is enough reason to see THOR in May.
wouldn’t mind licking Ryan’s cock and balls 🙂
You can take his cock and balls, I’ll lick his asshole and pits 🙂
Wow really? So she likes being beat? Domestic abuse is sooooo funny.
Yes…her ex boy friend beat the crap out of her…AFTER she slapped him and started beating on him. I don’t blame him, some bitch hits me, she will get hit right back. Of course, everyone, like all the old sob sisters on t.v. immediately was on her side. It was no Domestic abuse…it happen inside his car while he was on the cell phone, she thought he was talking to another bitch. BTW….she came crawling back to him…like that cock so much…wanted more. Typical cunt.
Wow, you are all miserable insensitive fags…
and you are just a simpering little queen that wishes someone would rough you up. Kiss off, bitch.