ITEM –The bees are buzzin’ about Shame, the new flick in which Michael Fassbender plays a sex addict. It’s not played for laughs, and the film reportedly goes there in all sorts of ways. Particularly with shots of Mike’s cock. Excuse me while I log onto Fandango. The censors just slapped the flick with an NC-17 which, despite critics who have seen it already giving the film serious accolades, will totally fuck with its box office take.
Fassbender’s argument is mine – what’s with people being terrified of a dick shot but you can blow heads off for the kids whenever you want? This country is fucked in so many ways. Where’s my soapbox…oh, here it is! People covering up the rape of children to preserve THEIR SALARIES, THEIR WINNING SEASONS, AND THEIR FUCKING COLLEGE FOOTBALL SCORING RECORDS? It’s nowhere near as serious, but another wack symbol is our being cool with violence but a cock or a vag in a movie is detrimental to our health. Maybe everyone wouldn’t be so fucking nuts and have such weird priorities if we eased up on the sexual repression weirdness. At least that way my first experience with someone else’s dick wouldn’t have been so fucking awkward!
*deep breath* Mr. Fassbender said it better.
“Half of us have a penis and the other half have probably seen one, and so why should it be more normal to, like, chop people’s heads off and shoot people? Does that mean that that’s more acceptable or closer to us as human beings?”
Yeah, I probably could have nixed the tirade and just posted that. Good to know for next time.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – This was probably the biggest celebrity gossip to drop this week but I couldn’t face making this hammerhead the lead item again. Demi Moore got the fuck out of her marriage to long, tall cheating dummy Ashton Kutcher. Demi isn’t my favorite. The broad can’t dance, she made this ridic movie, and she’s constantly trying to remind us that she has a nice body past 40. Ok, we get it, you can afford a team of surgeons. But she’s fully in the right pulling the plug on her marriage. After she announced she was Audi, Fucko got on his real wife (Twitter) and said “Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK” UGH, HE SAID “LOVE AND LIGHT”. He just keeps racking up douche points. Ugh, and the Tweeting about shit he knows DICK about. How does he get the buttplug into his ass if his head is always in the way?!?!
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ITEM – Everyone’s favorite openly gay actor (you’ll get there soon enough, Spock) Neil Patrick Harris tells E! that he and his fellow babydaddy David Burtka aren’t trying to be role models for everygays. Good, because who can be that handsome and charming without drugging people?
“We’re super happy to lead by example, but even to define ourselves in any kind of leadership position I think is awkward,” Harris said. “I cringe when I hear people say they consider themselves role models.”
Wow, so does this dude have ANY flaws? For serious?
well said on/by fassbender (+ he’s so hot)
For reals, NPH is da shit. ^_^ He SHOULD be a rolemodel for the gays, then we’d lose this stereotype of being effeminate douche bags with our heads so far up our asses we can barely actually fuck one another…. >_>
I never understood why frontal male nudity is more obscene in a movie than women(who do it all the time). Anyways, I really like Mike and will def see the film. He had me hot as Magneto.
NPH, seems like an all around great guy.
Well, I certainly can understand NPH’s trepidation of being labeled a role model. It bind you into a mold that need to live up to everybody’s standard and expectation. I mean, if he and David want to swing a 3 way, for example. (Away from home, with a nanny looking after the children, of course.) For every other couple, it’s really none of anybody’s business. But being a ‘role model’ that would be ‘unacceptable’, ‘perpetuating a negative stereotype’, and all that. Who would want that kind of pressure in their relationship?
I think the reason why male frontal nudity is so scary is that straight guy think if they watch it they are going to turn gay. Guys are really not comfident in their own sexuality.
I think it has to do with the actor being a lil ‘short’ and not wanting the world to see it.
I had heard once awhile ago from someone in the film industry that it was something due to the backers of most films are male dominated and frown upon anything that shows male nudity in its real form. they would rather more breasts and thighs and anything that wouldn’t compete on their own manhood. The age old I am never showering in the gym attitude because to embarrased by my size next to hercules over there.
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