ITEM – Great, now I might actually have to expend effort to find screen caps of actor Jamie Dornan playing the 50 Shades of Grey guy. I didn’t read the book, but due to all the middle-aged women who’ve experienced a reversal of menopause after reading it, I’m assuming his character is nude?
Dornan is sexy, and has that model body, so we’re going to have to give him a “Celebrity Skin” post. And I’m tired today. I could be tired that day! Effort is the worst.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Fox News anchor Shepard Smith acted like a giant prolapsed asshole at an NYC bar in March, and inadvertently outed himself in the process. Gawker reported that Shep was crazy rude to a waitress at a joint called Bathtub Gin, repeatedly demanding to know where his “fucking drink” was located. You don’t fuck with an NYC barmaid. She dropped a dime on him, and also mentioned he was (forgive me for using this term) canoodling with a young man that night. The young man in question is reportedly Giovanni Graziano, a 26-year-old producer at Fox. That’s him on the left. He’s cute! Bad taste in dudes, though. What self-respecting homosexual anchors for Fox News? I think I answered my own question.
Shephard’s company is fairly homophobic (owner Roger Ailes is the opposite of liberal) so Smith had Graziano moved from his show to another one earlier this year so there wouldn’t be any chatter. That worked.
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ITEM – Orlando Bloom is gay. He has to be because he’s divorcing his wife. It’s just logic! Where there’s smoke, there’s fire! Actually, we have no idea if Orlando Bloom likes the D or not but he’s definitely splitting with the missus. Orlando and Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr are ending it after six years together, three of them married. Is this because he let those idiots break into his house and ransack his shit? I would be pissed about that too, Miranda. He’s rich and can’t purchase a security system to prevent the entitled dregs of Beverly Hills from breaking into your place? Lame.
He’s got a nice butt. He’ll find someone soon. Don’t worry.
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kerrbloom lol
Good one!