Rogan O’Connor is a slab of hot who’s on a reality show that I’ve never seen called Ex On The Beach. Get it, like sex on the beach? Uh, yeah. Anyway, he had a birthday and he got his big, bare, beefy bum whipped by […]
You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Okay, well, here goes—I know as much about Brad Goreski now as I did back when I first wrote about him in April 2011. In other words? Virtually nothing. I know he’s been […]
Matthew Filippi is a former resident of this season’s Big Brother: Australia house. Is there any country that doesn’t have one of those? Anyway he was evicted. Our condolences. Obviously by some blind motherfuckers. What’s more interesting about Matt is that he served with the Australian […]
Timber Brown is an extraordinarily talented acrobat who appeared on this season of America’s Got Talent. You may have seen him pole-dancing to Tim McGraw or, more recently, spinning from the top of Radio City Music Hall to Fall Out Boy‘s hit single “My Songs […]
Mike Shouhed is a cast member on Bravo‘s Shahs of Sunset. As a general rule, I tend to avoid any television show produced by Ryan Seacrest, so I can say with the utmost certainty that I’m legitimately uncertain whether he’s famous enough to qualify for […]
You might know Brad Goreski from The Rachel Zoe Project or his very own reality series It’s A Brad, Brad World. He is an adorable human being, and while I still have no interest in watching his show, I stand by my promise that I […]
“Look out Orange County and Jersey shore – Palm Springs is on the scene and once you’re there, you won’t want to leave. The parties are legendary, the residents are eccentric and everyone knows a good plastic surgeon! “Golden Gays is a ground breaking series […]
This is one of those times where I’m angry at my dick for being turned on. I read British rugby guy Gavin Lloyd Henson’s entry on Wikipedia and he sounds like a total hammer. You know, one of those C-list semi-celebs that goes on every […]
Wow, they are still handing out roses and making desperate women (desperate for fame) look ridic on The Bachelor. Here’s this season’s choice – Ben Flajnik. Ben’s deal is that he’s a former competitor on The Bachelorette (his n’ hers ridiculousness) who got turned down […]
Some guy showed his wang during last night’s The X Factor premiere. We should thank him because it made Paula walk her Vicodin-ed ass off the judging panel. Because that pink number she was wearing was FUG. Anyhoo, let’s play some “Fuck, Marry, Block” with […]
