Hey, all you people calling American Idol contestant Adam Lambert gay need to stop right away! Even if he wears make-up, that doesn't mean he likes sucking cock. And those photos of him kissing another guy? Nine out of ten talented graphic designers have claimed that they were "obviously photoshopped". Plus, gay people are never good-looking or Christian!
Wait… what? According to a teen girl by the name of April, all of the above is truth (except for the whole graphic designer part). She posted a video on YouTube to rant about the people who are saying that Lambert is gay, as well as those who may not be voting for him because of it. It should be noted that her screen name is aperilla12, a combination of ape and gorilla. You could potentially make jokes about her being closer to our primate relatives than most, but I'm not about to go there.
Clearly little miss April's crush has her in denial. It's pretty obvious that the only time Adam Lambert is going to be inside her va-jay-jay is if she rolls up a picture of him and sticks it in there.
Pretend I didn't type that. Ew times a million!
– Dewitt
To watch Lambert's performance of "If I Can't Have You" from last night, follow the JUMP:
Well that was hear and gone.
Or more like here and gone, though you can’t see or hear it anymore so that typo does still apply.
two words: clay aiken…
LMFAO, this reminds me of some of the bitches that have crushes on me…It’s pretty fucking funny, three girls in the past month have admitted either to me or other people that they’re in love with me…and one of them vehemently denies my homosexuality, even after I dance like a womanzzzzz and grind on guys LMAO….
Even Helen Keller could tell Adam Lambert is gay! I think she likes him because he’s fat like her!