Who watched the premiere of HBO’s much-heralded Game of Thrones over the weekend? If you were a Dungeons & Dragons geek when you were a tyke, is this show for you! You’ve got big medieval swords, and big medieval speeches and big medieval tits flying all over the place! In actuality, it’s a pretty engrossing show full of lusty sword & sorcery types conniving to steal thrones. Plus (spoiler alert!) a 10-year-old got thrown out of a window by an incestuous prince who’s been sleeping with his twin sister, so you know this show will go there!
Speaking of boobies, there were FAR too many of those for us who are a strict 6 on the Kinsey Scale! And nary a cock or man ass to be found! I’ve read that this will improve in future episodes, but you know we had to track down a Game of Thrones cast member cock shot to balance the scales. And, well, we found Danish actor Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. He plays the aforementioned incest-is-best oriented prince and went briefly full-frontal in the movie Nightwatch. Unfortunately, his peen isn’t exactly anything to write home about but maybe he’s a grower not a shower. Scales balanced!
– J. Harvey
For dick pics of Mr. Coster-Waldau, Follow the JUMP:
Maybe it’s me, but the pics arn’t showing up
Damned size queens… not all penises are supposed to be huge. Maybe it’s just the angle of those photos. Besides, penis size varies during the day.
He’s gorgeous no matter the size!
Here! Here! No, really, I mean … i want him here!!! 🙂
love his goose egg balls, makes me just wanna lick’em
It looks like it could grow into something wonderful. I dought it they wanted him hard for the scene. I would love to find out though.
I love this guy. He was the lead on a short-lived FOX show from a few years ago called “New Amsterdam” and I always thought he was gorgeous. That dick looks like it has potential, and those balls look scrumptious!
Yummy, yummy.
did you see those full juicy balls yumm
Nice.
Danish guys are HUNG man! the biggest in Europe. Definitely growers, if not showers….
Watched the premiere; love it so far. Agreed. . .way to much female nudity and not enough man on display! Hope there is dude sex going to happen!!
“Unfortunately, his peen isn’t exactly anything to write home about but maybe he’s a shower not a grower. Scales balanced!”
*maybe he’s a grower not a shower.
🙂
He’s a gorgeous man ,,, I agree with one on the guys who’s post was about the size queen ,, lot more to this guy than his cock ! Love to be involved with a guy like this !
I grew up reading A Song of Ice and Fire.
After the premier, the show was signed for a second season with HBO.
Having read the books, I shall proudly declare – lots of penis, lots of boobs, and expect main characters to be killed off like candy.
Martin is not a ‘nice’ author, and I love it.
I read the book first, and from what I can tell the TV show is going to be EPIC 😀 They stayed true to the story and setting and all the details were perfect, But i do warn you there will be far more tits than man-ass 🙁
WOW – and we wonder why the gay community is SOOO obsessive with looks & size; I thought this was a place where we all CELEBRATED these crazy attractive men, not make immature comments like “let’s hope he’s a grower….”.
J. Harvey, how in the WORLD can you make a comment like that??? This man is GEORGOUS, and I can’t see a single thing wrong with his dick – IT’S BEAUTIFUL!!!
Hell, I knew nothing about this show, but now I’m oh-so-very interested….just to see THIS MAN!!
I have seen most of the episode 1 and I have to say I like it. I think it is real funny that Mark Addy (he was a sitcom dad a few years ago) is the king but he seems to be pulling it off. As for Nikolaj, I would not throw him out of bed, I would just roll him over and plow the fields.
@ManhattanAtHeart – wow, SOMEONE finally noticed I write a couple posts here and there. Normally – they just think Dewitt is writing badly! 🙂 We do celebrate everyone, but I do know that some of our Manhunt Daily readers like em’ BIG so I was catering to them with that line. Personally, I think every kinda junk is A-OK as long as there is one and he knows what to do with it. Well, scary large and inverted can cause complications but there’s someone out there for everyone.
Don’t give a @#$% about his size-he’s perfect, and it sure is nice to see a guy confident enough to keep his pubic hair!