RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
Category: Porn
Quickie: Michael Kosta
Upon feasting our eyes on Michael Kosta, the first word that came to mind was “adorable”. He gives off a very warm vibe in his photographs, even when he’s trying to do that all-too-serious model face. We could see ourselves chatting over coffee or snuggling […]
Do Not Fear! The Gingerpocalypse Is Not Here.
Earlier this week, my dear co-blogger J. Harvey wrote that Blu Kennedy issued his retirement notice to the adult industry. This is a shame, since there aren’t nearly enough dudes flashing their fire-crotches on camera… Except, truth be told, I actually don’t care. I saw […]
Quickie: Pedro Fernandes
Quickies are always the most dangerous posts to write, because I wind up changing my mind nineteen-million times before settling on one guy. Also, y’all bitches have incredibly high standards, and I’m always worried that you’ll cut me for featuring a “fugly” dude. Seriously. Do […]
Lucas Fox Is The King of Masturbation
Truth be told, my masturbation technique isn’t particularly creative. The craziest I’ll ever get is jerking off on cam (which isn’t actually very crazy at all). On rare occasions, I’ll break out one of my dildos and sit on it. Once I shoved part of […]
Screw Fuck Vs. Fuck! This Is Another Post About Jamie.
By now, you’ve likely realized that Sean Cody‘s Jamie is the most perfect man who ever existed, and literally nothing else matters when he’s part of the equation. Seriously, we’re canceling this week’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, because there isn’t a single person who […]
Quickie: Chris Ogle
Oh, we’ll DEFINITELY be “Ogle”-ing him. Chris Ogle is a “wellness coach” and model. Our wellness depends on him letting us deep throat his cock, so that better be part of his recommended regimen. He has a cocky look about him. Paired with his “The […]
Twink Tank: Yai & Aun
So I guess I’m writing about a site called Boykakke? My mother would be so proud that her son’s life path led to this! Of course, this is what happens when you’re responsible for a feature called Twink Tank. You just have to roll with […]
This Is The Weirdest Porno We’ve Ever Seen.
“Haleeb (Milk) is an Arab-themed sex flick which is, without a doubt, one of the finest works of sex art. The feature begins with Eliad Anastos and Damien Crosse in traditional Arab robes eyeing each other from opposite sides of a tiny river. “Eliad washes […]
Random Question: Your Place or Mine?
Do you prefer to host or travel? Admittedly, this question was inspired by the latest winner on our Caption This series, but we’re genuinely curious to hear about your individual preferences. Is it better to have cock delivered directly to your doorstep? Or do you […]