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Woof Alert: Eddy Trojan
It’s that time again! Recently, the Woof Alert series has been lacking in terms of fuzzy, amateur daddy bears. We thought we’d change that by featuring Xtube user eddytrojan, a bearded fellow with a rather girthy cock, thoroughly lickable balls and a meaty ass we’d […]
Fuck You, Tate Ryder! If You’re Gonna Have Sex With My Future Husband, You Should At Least Invite Me!
I think I might have to call off my engagement with gay porn star Troy Daniels. I thought I was okay being in an open relationship and watching him fuck other men onscreen. I thought I was okay with him riding dicks that are bigger […]
Why Does EVERYONE Want Me To Pee on Them?!?!
That’s it! Watersports have gone mainstream. More and more, I have bottoms approaching me on Manhunt and demanding that I piss on them. You’d think it’d be a helpful suggestion—“Oh, FYI, it’d really turn me on if you treated me like a human urinal”—but nope! […]
Quickie: Mark & Jon Norris
Meet Mark & Jon Norris, a pair of young male models who will forever be known as “The Norris Twins“. Though their slicked-back hair makes them look like they just stepped out of a sexier version of Pleasantville, those smooth, round asses make them look […]
Twink Tank: Chase Austin
Chase Austin is like a blank canvas that other porn star’s paint with their dicks. Crap, that sounds like an insult, doesn’t it? Let’s rephrase that simile… Chase Austin is like something wonderful that becomes even more wonderful when you throw a dick into the […]
Paddy O’Brian Looks Ridiculous In Leather.
Let’s address this picture of Paddy O’Brian! Is the man wearing the leather, or is the leather wearing the man? Now, I’m willing to accept that someone thought it’d be sexy to put the popular gay-for-pay performer in a leather cap, leather harness and bright […]
Suck Vs. Suck: Who Wore It Best? (Part II)
It’s time for another round of “Who Wore It Best?“, starring the jizz-hungry twinks of sketchy reality site Czech Hunter! For those of you who haven’t figured it out by now, we’re not talking about clothes, fashion or any boring crap like that. These twinks […]
Quickie: Ben Mudge
…….huh, what? Oh, right – blogging. That’s Ben Mudge. He’s a fitness model. There’s people in the world who have perfected their bodies so much that it looks like airbrushing. Mr. Mudge is one of those hard-working people. You know when you’re rolling around with […]
Luke Milan & Tanner Wayne: An Extremely Hot Flip-Fuck
How is it possible that we’ve taken this long to devote an entire post (or at least half of it) to Luke Milan? The man is frickin’ gorgeous, hung as fuck and equipped with a beautiful pair of low-hangers. We’re embarrassed that he only made […]