This nameless uncut Austrian will make your night and fog up his mirror. I love finding rando videos like this on tumblr or wherever (even better when people send them to me and I get put them ON tumblr!) and watching some guy with […]
Category: Porn
FINALLY! A Boyband That Gets Right to the Gay Sex
Without making you listen to their terrible music! I’m kidding (mostly). I don’t totally hate 1Direction (a lot of it has to do with this tumblr), although it will be much harder to listen to/watch them without immediately thinking of boners, thanks in no […]
Peter Fever: BTS
So many smiles and big hard dicks, you’ll wanna go work on a porn set. Or something. I don’t know. I just loved this quick behind the scenes teaser for PeterFever’s Novella series. It features a lot of my favorite guys, including Seamus O’Reilly, […]
Kyle Kash Gets “Initiated”
I’m just gonna say it. I’m in love with Kyle Kash. And also with Joey D’s Nipples. I want American Muscle Hunks to become the next Cockyboys. I want someone to throw money at that site until it’s as gorgeous and thoughtful as CB, […]
Jae Roze: Disproportionately Large + Perfectly Shaped
Dude is small, but he makes up for it with a top quality toolkit. We all know that porn performers are very often sort of short when it comes to physical stature because it makes their dongs look fucking huge and their muscles more […]
Show Me The D, Peter Le
Also there’s something about motorcycles. You guys have heard me complain about scene descriptions before and this one is… I dunno. But it’s like Peter Le is so fucking hot, he could have written up something like “I was watching the Little Mermaid and […]
I’m in love with Trent Tarzan from Breed Me Raw
And you will be too. Ordinarily, I’d be rolling through the inbox and see ‘breedmeraw.com‘ and just keep right on rolling. Sites like that seem lazy and for lazy people who are interested in one singular lazy idea, and I tend to like things […]
Site Review: The NEW Cockyboys.com
It’s a love letter, because it would be impossible to write anything else about this site. Porn is a tricky business, pretty much all the way around. Performers face undeserved ridicule and scorn, counterbalanced by heaps of praise and compliments, and physical demands that […]
Late Run: Phat Ass Kid Fucks His Fleshlight
This kid’s flexibility is enviable af. Since we’ve had nothing going on for 2016 so far, I feel compelled to share this video I’ve just been sitting on for a few weeks. This kid is unbelieveble and he fucks better than 2/3 of the pornstars […]
Big Dick Business ft/Gabriel Cross and Dylan Knight
Or, as I like to think of it, “Put It In Me Already, Gabriel Cross.” Gabriel Cross isn’t a big enough star yet. I’m devoting Q1 of 2016 to fixing this. This guy is basically physical perfection (muscled, hung, adorable) and in possession of an […]











