And so you gotta deal with a LOTTA asses. Poor David Benjamin. All he wants is for his gay lil’ buddy to be the President. It’s what we all want. Well. What we decided we all want as of last week. The week before […]
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Austin Wilde is a Better Bottom Than You
And also there’s another guy here. ? You know how you can have sexual chemistry with someone – that physical RRRAWWRRR thing that’s tied to someone’s smell and tastes and body layout – but just be completely exhausted and annoyed by their personality? That’s […]
Dylan Knight: Pees Self, Causes Erections
World says, “why come there’s no video tho?“ I was so excited about this coming into my pornspam inbox last night that I even emailed the affiliate contact to figure out why I couldn’t find the embedable video clip on the backend system. I got […]
My Bara Muscle Dreamboat is Back!
And with a much better name! A few weeks ago I was all bouncing my dick and clapping my hands over this Eric Hagz guy who has a physique I could only dream of one day replicating. But a terrible name. But who was […]
Does It Fit: UK Hot Jocks’ Anthony Naylor
I don’t know where this kid came from, but I am VERY interested to find out where he’s headed. Because I want to follow him there like a creepy stalker! No. Seriously though. I like what UK Hot Jocks has going on. I like […]
Late Run: Dude Gets Fucked Like a DOG
I don’t know wtf else to call this. This is 100% not the sort of clip I go on the hunt for ever. As I said in this post the other day and then this one earlier today, I don’t care that much about […]
Iron Lockup
I’m confused. And erect. What now? One of the best parts of this job is pretty much unfettered access to the full content of a bunch of sites I would never otherwise visit. And some companies own sites that don’t get advertised to me […]
Tickled AND Jacked in the Same Weekend?
Starting to think Joe D. might not be THAT straight. I honestly wouldn’t even have posted these except that they came over my desk within like 12 hours of each other and that’s clearly the same dude and the sheer timing alone makes me […]
In Which I Fetishize Joey D’s Sexual Prowess To An Almost Uncomfortable Point
And you all just lay there and take it. So, first things first – I’ve talked about American Muscle Hunks several times in the last little bit here, and you should know I’m gonna keep doing it. There was this one back last year […]
This Teaser is the Whole Scene? I think?
Twinks… In… Shoorrrrrtsss… Cutting a trailer for porns is tricky. You don’t have the full length of an actual movie to use all the best parts and make something as exciting and sexy and interesting as this Deadpool trailer. You don’t have the charming mugging […]