**Starting to think Joe D. might not be THAT straight.**

I honestly wouldn’t even have posted these except that they came over my desk within like 12 hours of each other and that’s clearly the same dude and the sheer timing alone makes me hear the voice of Karen Walker, clear as day.

First up, a site I almost never talk about, but am sort of silently fascinated with, TickledHard.com. They had Joe D as their featured tickle-ee (I’m not super deep in the tickling community – is there another term?) just this past friday:

Now… that’s not totally my thing but I can sort of see it. It doesn’t present compelling evidence for your ‘nah bro, I’m totally straight’ case that you’re getting tied down and tickled to weeping/orgasm by a dude with massive nipple rings and a great big bulge, but you know. Whatever people wanna do.

This next one, is more my scene, but I’m still gonna bring this up at your “but officer, I swear, I’m completely heterosexual!” trial. Because this StraightFraternity evidence is damning:

That’s good, right? I actually really liked this scene and I like that he sort of gives up and starts grunting and jacking Franco towards the end, even though he’s doing that ‘I’m straight’ 1000 yard stare.

All in all, it seems like Joe D probably had a busy Valentine’s weekend, and for that, I commend him. If either of these did anything for you, lemme know and I’ll start paying better attention to their releases.