I’m confused. And erect. What now?

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One of the best parts of this job is pretty much unfettered access to the full content of a bunch of sites I would never otherwise visit. And some companies own sites that don’t get advertised to me or that I wouldn’t come across organically, but because I have access to that company’s logins, I can get into ALL their sites.

Which is how I came by Iron Lockup. And I’m floored:

None of our models are porn stars, rather all of our models are very experienced players within the kink community. We follow generally accepted safety protocol – we don’t put our models though unacceptable levels of risk. All of our scenes are consensual between players who understand the risks involved for a particular scene and consent to it. We don’t use scripts – which is sometimes apparent when we purposely leave a blooper in the final edit. Rather than having the distraction of a large crew, we use built-in lighting that was designed for photography and a high quality security camera system to capture the majority of our scenes in a voyeuristic and nasty style as opposed to creating a nice clean porn set. Instead of producing porn we create what we love – intense and very real scenes between the players themselves. Intended for other kink players, our scenes range from long-term confinement videos that would be boring for the average porn seeker (but may be just what you have been searching for if your looking for real bondage) to hard SM that can be very intense. Not all of our scenes include fucking; if that is what you are looking for you may want to look elsewhere, our scenes that do include fucking are of harsh primal fucking – the way we like it.

 

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Here are the highlights of that paragraph for me, personally:

+ None of our models are porn stars

Yes, excellent. Tell me more.

+ We don’t use scripts – which is sometimes apparent when we purposely leave a blooper in the final edit

I’m still on board. What else?

+ Instead of producing porn we create what we love – intense and very real scenes between the players themselves

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.

+ Not all of our scenes include fucking; if that is what you are looking for you may want to look elsewhere

I was just talking about this the other day!

+ our scenes that do include fucking are of harsh primal fucking

Ouch! My boner!

 

What I’m sharing with you today is the “intake video” of Mr. Kristofer (who I’m reasonably sure is actually Kristofer Weston of COLT and Bound Jocks fame, but they don’t give you any real contact info on this site). He’s directed to Iron Lockup’s “wet room” and given a quick interview (which turns out to be surprisingly useful in determining how this guy is built. There’s no porn trickery here with tiny little models who are sold as having great big dicks or made to look more muscular than they really are. This is a real-sized guy and knowing that makes this all a little more real to me) and then ‘inspected.’  In the long form video, there’s a TON of buildup to the ‘cavity search’ that sort of evolves into a straight up prostate milking, and our old friend, the reacharound!

 

 

 

That’s weird right? Like weirdly shot and weirdly directed and just a weird sequence of actions. But I’m still into it. I’m usually an all-orgasm kinda guy and scenes that don’t end with a lot of jizz flying every which way are confusing and frustrating to me. This just made me want to watch a LOT more of this, and I haven’t totally figured out how to process that yet.

If you’re a kink expert (Dom or sub) I’d love to hear your take on this. I’m on twitter right now bothering Kristofer to do an interview for us, but I’m also looking for anyone’s opinions (if they’ve got some experience). Leave me a comment below and let’s chat.

You can watch the full version of Mr. Kristofer’s intake here. 

 

– tyler